the second

[not_a_retard]

Fact: Sleeping in hallways is not as comfortable as it looks.

What's a guy gotta do to get a room around here?

Comments

[wont_lose]

You just pick one, obviously! So long as it isn't occupied there won't be a problem~

[not_a_retard]

And no one sees anything weird about that?

[wont_lose]

Maybe at first, but most people just get used to it. For all the tribulations this place puts us through, the mansion is really quite accommodating most of the time.

[not_a_retard]

Shit happens here, huh? I guess I'll take a look, then.

[wont_lose]

All the time. Sometimes it's quiet for weeks at a time, and then it's one thing after another. Sometimes it's something harmless, and sometimes people die... Look at this this way: you've been brought here and weren't given any say in the matter, free room and board is at least some compensation.

[not_a_retard]

Well, goddamn. It'd better be a damn good room as compensation for bringing the bitch too.