oo1 | voice post

[not_a_porker]

...Is this thing even working? Maybe if I just press this... oh. So it is working....

[clears her throat, lmao]

...Hello? Hellooooooooooooooooooo~! Is anyone out there? I would certainly appreciate some help right about now~.

....

...Oh, there has to be someone! You can't just hide from me, you know; I know that you're out there, and I

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[overlysymmetric]

Ah... I hate to have to tell you this, but there isn't a way to get out of here voluntarily.

[not_a_porker]

[you cute-sounding guys just KEEP COMING]

So I've heard. But I still think that there has to be a way out of here, and that someone knows the way~.

[overlysymmetric]

Theoretically, yes. After all, I've heard of people leaving involuntarily, so it would follow that a way out exists. You could try asking one of the ghosts- because none of the living residents I've talked to have any clue how to leave.

[not_a_porker]

...Ghosts?

[overlysymmetric]

Mm, yes, there are a number of ghosts here. As far as I know, the most social of them is the Overlord. She's also the one you're most likely to see.

[not_a_porker]

...What is this, some kind of joke?

[overlysymmetric]

...No, I'm being completely serious. As the son of the Grim Reaper, I feel I can speak with some authority on these subjects. They're definitely ghosts.

[not_a_porker]

The son of....

...What do you think I am, some kind of idiot? Really, the nerve. And here I was, thinking that you were cute and nice....

[overlysymmetric]

W-what? *yeah, he's never had this reaction before*

I assure you, I would not lie about such matters! *flustered now; he was just trying to help*

[not_a_porker]

[poor Kid... but this is Ino, lmfao. And listen to those OBVIOUS LIES you're telling]

[but she hears that she's hit a nerve, and this manipulative bitch is manipulative....]

Ugh, I can't believe that you'd lie to a girl. Are you proud of yourself, huh? Are you? [small dramatic sniff goes here] I woke up in a weird place, I'm all alone, and now there's someone who's being mean to me for no reason....

[overlysymmetric]

I didn't lie! I...

*aaaand this would be him setting the phone down so he can go on one of his trademark spazzy freakouts- and oh, look, Maka isn't around to help him out of it. fabulous*

You're right. I'm a disgusting pig. I don't deserve to be called the son of the Shinigami.

[not_a_porker]

[would normally revel in this amazing victory, but... dude, you sound pathetic]

...Hello? You know, it's really... not that bad....

[overlysymmetric]

...*picks up the phone again*

You have to believe me, I'm telling the truth. *and yeah, he sounds a little desperate, here*

[not_a_porker]

...Fine. Sure. Whatever. Just don't... do that again.

[overlysymmetric]

A-ah. Right *cough*

So... is there anything else you would like to know about this world? *trying to get the conversation back on track; he is not having luck talking to girls today. at all*

[not_a_porker]

You know, I think I'll just... scout around and see what I can dig up.

Oh! But you haven't seen two odd-looking guys around here, have you? One is sort of... full-figured, and the other has this really pointy-looking ponytail.