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Okay, you whores.
Cough it up, which one of you has been watching my TV? I assume at least one of you has because the remote's missing and so. If I don't figure out who did it, I'll make sure at least one of you gets a beautiful up-close view of the nearest meteor shower. It'll be a once in a life time event as in, you'll DIE, yippee so I advise that one of you squeal like a little pigerlon (alien piggy?) or I'll share the grand prize with ALL of you.
So who volunteers first?
Cough it up, which one of you has been watching my TV? I assume at least one of you has because the remote's missing and so. If I don't figure out who did it, I'll make sure at least one of you gets a beautiful up-close view of the nearest meteor shower. It'll be a once in a life time event as in, you'll DIE, yippee so I advise that one of you squeal like a little pigerlon (alien piggy?) or I'll share the grand prize with ALL of you.
So who volunteers first?