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Jan 07, 2004 19:35

Funny
I just read this in the yahoo personals I am soo bored here at work.
This customer is driving me crazy

Unbalanced, to put it charitably, perhaps to the point of conducting somewhat sadistic mind games. Emotionally promiscuous and ridden with guilt. Physically fit but emotionally cracked. High maintenance and given to random fits of melancholy and self-flagellation. Has a nice smile, and can spell. I like adventurous activities, conversation, and people who aren't incredibly stupid. I have a low tolerance for cripples. Great with kids. The woman I seek must be tres chique And perhaps sleek but never meek Preferably, she doesn't reek Patience is needed to tolerate a freak Overcome with visions of a world so bleak And looking for more than a peck on the cheek.
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