[10Spot] Ten Things I Hate About Myself

[not_a_murderer]

1.) Every drink I take...it connects me to all the worst parts of my father, and I hate myself every time alcohol touches my lips. And yet...it always happens

Comments

[new_sheriff]

Gee Doc here I thought you kept the hair short cause you couldn't compete with my looks.

[not_a_murderer]

Cute, Sawyer...real cute.

If I want to compete with you, I'll take you up on another hand of poker...oh. Wait. I already beat you senseless there, didn't I?

[new_sheriff]

I think so at least.

Hey, you might beat me at cards, but I'm damn sure we're pretty even for ping pong, don't blame it on not playing for a while neither. Doctors are supposed to have hand eye coordination I thought.

[not_a_murderer]

You give me a couple days, I can get back into my ping pong swing. Can't say the same for your poker face, I'm afraid.

[new_sheriff]

Hell I'm a damn good liar, I just don't end up with the cards to back me up is all.