Report 004 | Accidental Voice Post
[recording opens to silence, broken by heavy breathing and then very quiet footsteps as Yamazaki is slowly going over to where the bear is; for past the bear is a tree of badminton rackets. All seems well, there's only guttural snores coming from the giant thing until a slight yip breaks the tense silence.]
[hissing softly.] Not now, Jimmy! Don't make a single noise while we're going past the bear. If it wakes up that we're doomed-!
[Jimmy falls silent, and the bear doesn't seem to stir from the snores still being heard. A soft sigh of relief comes from Yamazaki as he continues to stalk past the bear - the footsteps quicken as he nears the end and then---]
[a huge woosh as an insane breeze goes by, somehow strong enough to send his afro flying away from his head (his normal hairstyle below) and then the thing flies... and bounces and hits the bear by the snout. A surprised-sounding snort and growl comes forth.]
...oh no. Pleasedon'tseemeohpleasenonono...
[too late. The bear gets up, sees Yamazaki and lets loose a very loud and angry ROAR.]
UWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! [following that yelp, Yamazaki turns and flees, the bear after him as it crashes through the forest, Jimmy barking still and the sound of smashing china going all around.]
[hissing softly.] Not now, Jimmy! Don't make a single noise while we're going past the bear. If it wakes up that we're doomed-!
[Jimmy falls silent, and the bear doesn't seem to stir from the snores still being heard. A soft sigh of relief comes from Yamazaki as he continues to stalk past the bear - the footsteps quicken as he nears the end and then---]
[a huge woosh as an insane breeze goes by, somehow strong enough to send his afro flying away from his head (his normal hairstyle below) and then the thing flies... and bounces and hits the bear by the snout. A surprised-sounding snort and growl comes forth.]
...oh no. Pleasedon'tseemeohpleasenonono...
[too late. The bear gets up, sees Yamazaki and lets loose a very loud and angry ROAR.]
UWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! [following that yelp, Yamazaki turns and flees, the bear after him as it crashes through the forest, Jimmy barking still and the sound of smashing china going all around.]