the REAL graduation
EVERYBODY SPREAD THE WORD:
It is common knowledge that our scheduled graduation (if thats what you wanna call it) at DAR on June 3 is going to (as i said to mandy) "suck my balls so hard that they will explode from the intenseness of the suckage." We have local Channel 9 WUSA news anchor (and my personal hero) J.C. Hayworth speaking. She is sure to inspire students for years to come. And our teacher speaker (who we didn't even get to vote on) will be Mr. Finkbinder. I have never had him as a teacher and I yelled at Ms. Mac for not letting us vote. I personally wanted Ms. Ott. If you feel violated by the piss poor job of our senior class sponsor, you are NOT ALONE. Cry not my friends, there is some good news.
THE ALTERNATIVE TO GRADUATION IS HERE.
At midnight on June 2nd (the day before sucky graduation) at Maplewood Park in Bethesda. Alexis is catering and Ifi's dad is making diplomas. Activities will include: graduating, eating cotton candy, dancing, games, admiring tiki torches, a possible viewing of dazed and confused, and listening to a surprise graduation speaker (if we can kidnap him in time).
If you are interested spread the word.
It is common knowledge that our scheduled graduation (if thats what you wanna call it) at DAR on June 3 is going to (as i said to mandy) "suck my balls so hard that they will explode from the intenseness of the suckage." We have local Channel 9 WUSA news anchor (and my personal hero) J.C. Hayworth speaking. She is sure to inspire students for years to come. And our teacher speaker (who we didn't even get to vote on) will be Mr. Finkbinder. I have never had him as a teacher and I yelled at Ms. Mac for not letting us vote. I personally wanted Ms. Ott. If you feel violated by the piss poor job of our senior class sponsor, you are NOT ALONE. Cry not my friends, there is some good news.
THE ALTERNATIVE TO GRADUATION IS HERE.
At midnight on June 2nd (the day before sucky graduation) at Maplewood Park in Bethesda. Alexis is catering and Ifi's dad is making diplomas. Activities will include: graduating, eating cotton candy, dancing, games, admiring tiki torches, a possible viewing of dazed and confused, and listening to a surprise graduation speaker (if we can kidnap him in time).
If you are interested spread the word.