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[not_a_damn_goth]

Travel Information
Location Arriving Departing Carrier Schedule
ALBANY, NY 27Apr05 06:00a ADP 0299
NEW YORK, NY 27Apr05 08:45a
Return Trip
NEW YORK, NY 27Apr05 09:30p GLI 4006
ALBANY, NY 28Apr05 12:20a
Carriers: ADP: ADIRONDACK TRAILWAYS, GLI: GREYHOUND LINES, INC.

I like to ride the tramalot.

Comments

[ltsk]

Oh good lord, I hate the Port Authority Terminal. I also hate buses. Both are chockablock with prostitutes of poor repute. Poor Trevor. I hope you've brushed up your ninja-carrot skills. Otherwise you'll wind up A) with an advanced case of syphillis or B) a male prostitute enslaved to a very clever pimp working out of Staten Island or C) both.

[darkhalcyon727]

Good lord, not Staten Island. I wouldn't even wish that on Trevor-the-denial-kitty.

[ltsk]

He'd be pimped out to lonely hausfrau of S.I. and occasionally shipped out for high holy gay holidays on Fire Island. He'd be fed left-over pizza crusts and melted ice cream and his pale not-goth butt would be beaten to within an inch of its life on a weekly basis, all in an attempt to break his spirit.

... It's so sad! Poor Trevor!

[darkhalcyon727]

it's kinda funny how he doesn't really respond to this. >.> We could quite easily be plotting his demise RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE.

[ltsk]

I think he's prepared for that eventuality, which is why he is remaining silent, in order to lull the rest of us into a false sense of security and lead us to our DOOM.

Not that we'd ever do this to you, dearest, sweetest Trevor-kins! Not we! Not us! Never ever ever! No matter how much money we owe in student loans! No matter how much we want that particular box set of anime! Not you, Mashiko-kun! Not us!

La la laaaa...

[ltsk]

Also, your icon rocks my meerkats and toasts my monkey.