11. Oh Hell

[not_a_comedian]

*Having just woken up from a for once restful sleep, John was happily oblivious to the change in the animal population of Hogwarts. That is, until he stepped foot outside his private quarters. Having made it to the second floor without noticing anything odd about his fellow humans, he was nearly bowled over by a scantily clad adult female that he had never met before. When she proceeded to hiss at him and run off at a canting gallop, he had to repress the urge to pull his wand and start cursing*

Someone want to tell me what the hell is going on?