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[not_a_bumblebee]

Helps me! He's gone crazies or someting! Dere's no more werewolf peoples around, is dere? Because he keeps making growly noises and lookings at me like he wants to eats me alive. Ands I can'ts runs well in dis damn ting!

Craps, I can'ts remembers which sector I rans down, but I tinks I losts him. Wait- what was dat noise?

OSHIT HE HERE-!

Comments

[eighth_storm]

I could come down there and try to distract him with drinks if ya want me to.

[immasuperhero]

You're really pushing that ticket, aren't ya?

[eighth_storm]

What can I say, I'm a pacifist. Sharin' a drink with a friend is much better than gettin' into fights from chasin' tail.

[immasuperhero]

I was not 'chasin' tail'. I was... uh... doing a... social experiment.

Yeah.

[eighth_storm]

I know when a man's chasin' tail and when a man's "doin' a social experiment."

You were chasin' tail.

...Find any pretty ladies?

[immasuperhero]

I've got a whole black book full, thank you very much!

[eighth_storm]

You'll have to share that with me sometime. I've barely met any women from here.

[immasuperhero]

Mmm. Well. Maybe you can have the pity numbers I got from fat chicks.

[eighth_storm]

Hmm. I don't mind women with a little meat on their bones, sure. Too much... nah. Too little... nah. Just a nice, curvy in-between.

Besides, I could probably pick up more ladies than you could. I've been doin' it for around 2000 years.

[immasuperhero]

Oh you WISH buddy.