21st Confession [Action/Written]

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[Well, it's at least relatively calm despite that shitty shift earlier. Which means he can go right back to helping with decorating the Great One Church for the festivities. If you guys wanna stop in and wish to the altar for the usual Great One blessings (there's always that fesitval traffic flood, around this time, man), come on in!

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[Jack Sparrow is getting married at last, and, in his mind, not quickly enough. Raine suggested they have the ceremony after the Festival sometime, and Jack will hold her to that. Of course, though, they must first find someone to marry them, and had agreed on Father Wolfwood--the obvious choice. Thus Jack believes it is highly fortunate to come upon the other man resting by the lake.

He'll try not to startle him.]

Erm......Father Wolfwood, sir?

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[Lucky, lucky, he's found him at a good time. He blinks from his place on the ground and tilts his head back to look at the upside down image, and then offers a grin; well, well, if it isn't Sparrow.]

That's me. What can I do for ya today, Jack?

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'Allo, Father! I've some happy news---me and Mistress Raine are to be married. And we'd like for you to officiate, sir.

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You and Raine? [He sits up, looking pleased at the news; it's always nice to see people coming together in holy matrimony, you know. Well, as long as they're not assholes who run off. And knowing about Raine's mother's problems, he can't help but be a little cautious at the idea.]

I'd love to-haven't done that in a while, actually.

Just proposed lately?

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Aye! Yesterday, in fact. And we'd like to be married before the week is out, sir! Make up for lost time and all that!

[There is no way on earth that Jack deserves a woman like Raine, man. She's taking a lot on trust.]

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[Her side of the family does that a lot. :|a]

I understand-just tell me when and where, and I'll get you two married in a jiff! I hope you're plotting a nice big party while you're at it.

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[Sparrow gives the minister the details, which the mun does not know yet.] The big party might come a bit later; we're rather looking forward to get this knot tied, you know. The quicker the better, if you get my meaning.

[Uh...Raine's not pregnant. Jack's just eager.]

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[Oh thank god. We don't need Sparrow babies here.]

You two going to get dressed up, or is it a casual knot-tying?

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[Best babies EVER.]

Buffy picked out rather fancy clothes for me. [This said rather sheepishly.] Raine will of course outshine every star in the firmament.

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Oh, of course. You're a damn lucky man, I have to say. I'll have to make sure the church is beaming with color and life, if it's going to measure up even remotely to her; I can't do much, but I can spruce a few things up for you two.

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Oh. My Raine, sir---she wants to get married by the lilac trees, over near the river. In the meadow. [You know---that place.]

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By the lilac trees near the river... Aaaah, that's a damn good place to get married. Much better than a church, I've got to admit.

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I can see her now---fair skin, white dress, silver hair, lovely little lavender flowers all 'round her...

Erm. Right. Thank you, father.

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[Griiiiiin.]

Not a problem; it's my job, after all.

[You lovesick monkey, you.]

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[He really, really is.]