30th Confession [Action/Voice]

[not_a_bluesbro]

Sagittarius (End o' November):
• Being unique just means you don't fit in. 
• RUN! For gods sake, run! 
• Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it. 
• It will rain tomorrow. Guaranteed.

[Action | Monday]

[The good news: he foresaw misery for his week. But then, it really doesn't prepare you for the shit that

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[goldenglasses]

[Yeah, well? Does it help your submissive feelings when you come down to make food that a wanted criminal stops practically in mid-chew of his eggs to glare at you?

You're up to something. He just knows it. You're in league with his hair; aren't you!? The hair he has confined under his top hat.]

(ooc: And just for your fun. Vash's:
-Your hair is plotting against you again.
-The priest is lying about what happened
-Chewing gum will save your life this week.
-Just go sleep on the couch tonight. You don't want to know why)

[not_a_bluesbro]

W... What's with the look?

[shrinking down now. seriously bro wtf.]

....

Why are you wearing a top hat?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash snorts.] What's wrong with wearing a top hat? I'm surprise you don't know. Or are you just trying to trick me again? I bet you are in league with it, aren't you? [Just like with Knives. He's not falling for it this time!]

[not_a_bluesbro]

.... What are you talking about?

In league with what??

[goldenglasses]

Like you don't already know! Trying to get on my good side again are you? Well, I'm not falling for it this time!

[not_a_bluesbro]

I-I really don't know what you're talking about...

[Avoiding eye contact, because you're kind of making me all nervous here. /)_(\]

[goldenglasses]

HA! [Look at you, avoiding eye contact. He knew it.] Just like you didn't know anything about Knives, right?

[not_a_bluesbro]

...

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I already told you, I'm not doing anything... I'm just making breakfast...

[goldenglasses]

Hmph. I'm not falling for your tricks anymore. [And he's not going to stay in the same room either. He stands and starts to clear his bowl from the table.]

[not_a_bluesbro]

Heyyy, wait a sec!

[Typical Wolfwood solution: headlock

Event solution: whine and mope.]

Can you at least tell me why you're acting so weird??

[goldenglasses]

[Don't give him the kicked puppy act! He's the one who's been wronged, not you! It's just making him mad.] It's simple. I've figured out all your lies, so just dropped the act already. I'm not falling for it anymore.

[not_a_bluesbro]

What lies?

[;_; I HAVE BEEN (RELATIVELY) HONEST]

[goldenglasses]

I said stop it, alright! I'm not an outlaw here and Knives isn't around so I really haven't figured out what you have to gain just yet. So just stop, because I swear if whatever you got planned hurts the girls in anyway, I won't forgive you. Keep it just between the three of us. [You, him, and his hair. IS HIS HAIR THE MASTERMIND!?]

[not_a_bluesbro]

I would never hurt the girls! What's with you...??

...

Who's the third person?

[goldenglasses]

[He grabs his top hat and pulls it closer to his head.] I SAID DROP THE ACT ALREADY!

[not_a_bluesbro]

V-vash...

[Wait... What if-? Nah, it can't be! Can it...?]

Is this because I make fun of your hair? Because if it is, I'm sorry, man.