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[not_4oclock]

To clear any possible name confusion

I would much prefer to be referred as my proper name at the time being, Jonathan Teatime, which coincidentally is pronounced

Teh-ah-tim-eh and not be confused with any similar words, thank you.

And the Fat Woman, really? I fail to see how exactly a woman in a distasteful red suit delivering presents to children

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[hailbeautyqueen]

Interesting name.

On an entirely unrelated note, I have the sudden craving for crumpets. Maybe biscuits.

[not_4oclock]

On an entirely unrelated note, I'll be sure to make sure for breakfast tomorrow, of course.

[a_normal_human]

You're talking about Santa Claus, right?

[not_4oclock]

Who?

[a_normal_human]

Well, Santa Claus... I think he's also called "St. Nicholas"? A big guy in a red suit who travels around Christmas Eve, delivering presents to children around the world. You know...right?

She seems like someone who would be from earth, anyway.

[not_4oclock]

A saint? I fail to see how breaking into homes and consuming millions of pork pies is very saintly.

[shadesofevil]

You're liable to catch quite a bit of harassment for that one, "Little Miss Teatime". I would begin crafting rebuttals now.

[not_4oclock]

I have procured a number of rather sharp things from apparently secret compartments of my clothing, I'm sure I wouldn't have to do anything clever.

[shadesofevil]

I wish you luck then, Miss Teh-ah-tim-eh. As for the woman in your memories, I believe you may be speaking of "Santa Claus".

[not_4oclock]

No, sorry, haven't heard the name?

[not_4oclock]

Teh-ah-tim-eh.

Please. *Oh very good natured for now, but with a slight aftertaste of highly offended*

[not_4oclock]

*All charm and toothrotting sweetness* Thank you.

[chalk_witch]

Not four o'clock, then.

[not_4oclock]

Absolutely nothing to do with some random time of mid-afternoon.

[chalk_witch]

All right, Mr. Teatime.

[not_4oclock]

I'm so glad we're clear on that Tiffany.

Are they still calling you Tiffany?