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[not_4oclock]

What in the blazes

...this is not appropiate.

I believe I need a haircut.
What a rude awakening.

Comments

[shadesofevil]

I suppose we can't call you Jonathon, then.

[not_4oclock]

Is there something you would suggest instead then? I'm personally rather attached to my name.

[shadesofevil]

Jane, perhaps?

[not_4oclock]

Jane is so plain. Joanne?

[shadesofevil]

Whatever suits you best, dear.

[not_4oclock]

Or you can simply call me Jonathan, that would be simply wonderful.

What should I call you, dear?

[shadesofevil]

I go by my last name regardless of my gender. "Wesker" will be fine.

[not_4oclock]

I do so wonder what my last name is. I haven't had much luck with the remembering as I had hoped, unfortunately.

[shadesofevil]

be careful what you wish for~

Just give it time. Patience is key here, as these- *jiggle* -might remind you.

[not_4oclock]

*Crosses his arms over his new chest.* They're merely reminding me I've brought the wrong wardrobe.

[shadesofevil]

Already concerned with our clothes, are we? My, that didn't take very long.

[not_4oclock]

My hips are an entirely different shape, it makes fit difficult. While fashion isn't necessarily a priority, I find keeping my trousers on an rather important affair.

[shadesofevil]

Seems pragmatic enough. I suppose I ought to do some shopping as well, though I can't fathom what I'd do with the clothing when this idiocy ends.

[not_4oclock]

Give them to those that are more permanently female? Or you could always keep them, you never know when such things could come in handy.

[shadesofevil]

Charity's not in my nature, and neither is crossdressing. I suppose I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

[not_4oclock]

That's a shame, it's good to be charitable sometimes, I hear. I'm sure you'll find some productive means for them.