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[not_alaska]

Ha ha, very funny. Rampaging monster women. Beware men. Ect.

I turned 42 last month and chances are good that I will be a single childless workaholic until I die. Except I don't have a job anymore, so where does that leave me?

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[whofelltoearth]

In need of a hug, by the sounds of it.

[not_alaska]

I've heard that one before.

[whofelltoearth]

Then perhaps it's true?

[not_alaska]

Sorry, but where I come from you can't really trust the priests not to go for a grope.

[razrsharp]

...

[not_alaska]

What?

[razrsharp]

Are you unwell, George?

[not_alaska]

Unwell? Just because you're happy doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

[sciencegeekchic]

You're free to find other things that you enjoy!

[not_alaska]

Regular sex?

[sciencegeekchic]

There's always that.

[not_alaska]

You can think of something better?

[ohrosalita]

People over 40 are still allowed to get laid, you know.

[not_alaska]

Well, when everyone in this goddamn city looks like a supermodel it's a tad hard.

[ohrosalita]

A supermodel, a twelve year old or something out've the circus of horrors, and they still get laid, too.

I guess I'll be more supportive about it when I'm not the size of a house, but I don't see how there's anything wrong with you.

[not_alaska]

Thank you. Now tell that to all those idiots out there.

Are you actually the size of a house?

[weaponxanimal]

You ain't so bad Georgie. I'd never call ya a monster.

[not_alaska]

What a compliment.

[weaponxanimal]

Correction more like it. Compliments're suppose to be more personal, right?

[not_alaska]

Don't give me that. All men are the same when you get down to it. Or they're gay.