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Cookies are so much better when you microwave them. Well, unless they just came out of the oven. Or they're Oreos. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that warm, gooey cookies are generally very good and welcome items. Feel free to give me some. They don't even need to be warm. I have a microwave.
I think I need to go through my giant food bin and take out some of the (perfectly good) stuff that I probably won't eat. So. If you live near me, stop by at some point after tomorrow and I'll likely offer you free things.
But they will not be cookies, warm or otherwise. And if you happen to come begging too early, I will not have gone through my bin yet, and I will be both busy and very displeased.
(Just as a side note, I love a certain Miss Ashlie Elizabeth Spisak.)
Thanks for your time.
I think I need to go through my giant food bin and take out some of the (perfectly good) stuff that I probably won't eat. So. If you live near me, stop by at some point after tomorrow and I'll likely offer you free things.
But they will not be cookies, warm or otherwise. And if you happen to come begging too early, I will not have gone through my bin yet, and I will be both busy and very displeased.
(Just as a side note, I love a certain Miss Ashlie Elizabeth Spisak.)
Thanks for your time.