Fun with The Googles
I did a Google search for "Gayer than" -- Google's auto-complete function gave me the following:
Gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun
Gayer than AIDS
Gayer than Christmas
Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
Gayer than a handbag full of rainbows
No leads on the source of my personal favorite, "Gayer than eight guys fucking five guys." I did find numerous reference to the line "Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys," which might be numerically gayer, but definitely not logistically gayer.
Gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun
Gayer than AIDS
Gayer than Christmas
Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
Gayer than a handbag full of rainbows
No leads on the source of my personal favorite, "Gayer than eight guys fucking five guys." I did find numerous reference to the line "Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys," which might be numerically gayer, but definitely not logistically gayer.