NO RESERVE!!!
****START YOUR BIDDING NOW EBAY FREAKS!****
Up for grabs today ladies and gentlemen, is a rare Australian Dollar Coin, that will completely change the life of its new owner - All you have to do is kiss The Queen Mum and she will smile..give her to the Queen of the Nile, and she will pop straight back out with a million of her sisters...just be careful, she doesn't like the Indian Dreaming or Dolphin Treasure...and whatever you do...don't kiss another coin! This is the mistake I made - she got super jealous and royale on my arse, and stopped giving me bang for my buck...I've had my turn, now its time for someone else to kiss The Queen.
Vote NO to a Republic, and happy bidding!