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nostalgic_fiend
User Number: 3687880
Date Created:2004-07-03
Number of Posts: 36
The name is Ash. I enjoy laughing, drugs, sex, rape, rolling in the blood of infants, shooting people in the face, forcing a Jew to accept Jesus Christ, ingesting heroin needles, saying things that are completely false just for the shock value, etc.
Strengths: I'm the portable, compact, fully-equipped, clinically proven, toll-free, bite-size, pre-packaged, post-dated Ash.
Weaknesses: Prick me and I bleed. Set me on fire and I burn. Hold me under water and I drown.
Special Skills: I'm inflatable and I can give you herpes.
Weapons: I can kill you with my mind.
A Quote For You: "[people] are hypocrites. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't stay up too late, don't get herpes. The next thing they do is go out only come home at eight in the morning hung over and smelling like nicotine. Not to mention that they have to make a gynecological appointment for the rash in their fucking crotch."
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