hell yeah, two for the motherfucking win
- Recons are weird. I ended up mostly listening to it while multi-tasking. But there are pictures and bits that move. WEIRD. I wonder if other fandoms hate us for having everything on audio at least? Captions tell you what is happening when there is just noise and pictures show you who is talking.
- Couldn't they have burned The Krotons rather than this? And I would swap The Donminators for... pretty much anything. Sorry but those ones are kind of shit.
- OMG TWO/JAMIE. There is a bit in ep one where the Doctor goes "I'm being stared at, do I look weird?" and Jamie is all "I dunno, I am used to your weird." SO MARRIED. And then oh noes the Doctor BETRAYS Jamie because he loves the TARDIS more and Jamie is ANGRY and breaks up with him and then they get back together again. IT IS LIKE ANGSTY DOCTOR/JAMIE FIC.
- Two is a manipulative bastard. People forget that about him because he is so hawt adorable. He is like Seven only not. He doesn't do it for your own good so much as because he is a bit weird or out of love for the TARDIS.
- So yah it is quite Doctor/TARDIS, which is the best ship of all because it is the one that doesn't horribly end.
- Karl Marx was in this, but he was not Karl Marx and he was wanting gold and went evil. Still it was confusing when it was like Karl Marx fighting Daleks which NEEDS TO HAPPEN. Or at least he should meet Two and Jamie, Daleks optional. "You see, Jamie, if the workers control the means of production..."
- RACEFAIL ALERT: the sole nonwhite character can't speak and then dies right at the end. He doesn't even nobly self-sacrifice, he just dies. BOO.
- Shit, we have to keep Victoria, don't we? Eh, I am just bitter that she's not Zoe, I've only found her unwatchable like once. She has really big tits, why have I never noticed that? They don't seem that big in her other stories? Jamie seems to fancy her a bit but he loves the Doctor more obvs. This is before Jamie was comfortable loving another man.
- The Doctor is like "I could take you all to my planet" and oh it is a bit angsty because he can't go home.
- Human Daleks were both cute and creepy. And in love with the Doctor, because they have Jamie's brain. Also wow but Helen Raynor ripped this off something rotten. Badly, which makes it worse.
- OH I LOVE TWO. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT? He is so awesome and cute yet also he can fuck your shit up. He totally fucked the Daleks shit up.
- Yes, it is the final end to the Daleks, until the ratings need them again. Hah.
Two > You and me