Meme from lizbee: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return(and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
The Doctor looked at his son and saw that he was ginger. Brilliant! He gently put the child on the floor next to the other ginger babies and turned to Donna.
"Any more in there?" he asked.
Donna shook her head. "I think that's all of them. Just the nineteen this time, my love. I hope you don't think I'm less of a woman for that."
"There's always next time," he said. He looked at her parted legs and said "When can we try again? I need at least two football teams of each gender."
"Well, it was a painless childbirth with no complications, so I don't see why we can't do it right away!"
And so Nyssa's ovaries had saved the world. This is why the Doctor hated matriarchies, who never saw him as important or as being wonderful. They did like the women, though, obviously.
Now Nyssa had no ovaries and could never breed, but that was okay because who would?
1 Rose/Tesla, dinner set to romantic music played on musical Tesla coils 2 TARDIS/Romana hate!sex (that would be hot, actually) 3 Jack/Ianto, exploding alien entrails
Jack looked at Ianto as though he gave a shit whether he lived or died (AN - this is set in S2!) and then exploded the alien who was probably bad but had certainly fucked a member of Jack's team and thus had to die.
Ianto wept as his alien lover exploded, covering his nice neat suit with entrails.
Jack thumped him on the back as men do to comfort each other. "She was evil," he declared, his firm jaw set with determination.
"Thank you, Jack," said Ianto uselessly.
Jack unzipped his trousers. "Now we have to have sex in the entrails, because that's erotic to me."
One day Jo and Rose and Nyssa all had sex with each other. It was very good lesboid sexual things. They liked it a lot. Then a Dalek came in and killed them all. The Doctor was very sad.
CROSSOVER TIEM. Um. Obvs Ace uses bombs and the Master uses evil. Probably the Master kidnaps North Korea and America and they just explode the people in charge of the war, so that there is no one left to run it. They do this and this creates the time loop that makes the 4077th have to be in the war for eleventy years. Then they all do sex.
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Doctor/Romana babyfic with lots of lovely ginger babies!
Doctor/Jamie babyfic with lots of lovely ginger babies!
Also, borrowing the meme.
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The Doctor looked at his son and saw that he was ginger. Brilliant! He gently put the child on the floor next to the other ginger babies and turned to Donna.
"Any more in there?" he asked.
Donna shook her head. "I think that's all of them. Just the nineteen this time, my love. I hope you don't think I'm less of a woman for that."
"There's always next time," he said. He looked at her parted legs and said "When can we try again? I need at least two football teams of each gender."
"Well, it was a painless childbirth with no complications, so I don't see why we can't do it right away!"
And then they done unprotected sex.
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Three/Jo post-coital cuddles.
Nyssa saves the universe using only her ovaries.
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Erm.
And so Nyssa's ovaries had saved the world. This is why the Doctor hated matriarchies, who never saw him as important or as being wonderful. They did like the women, though, obviously.
Now Nyssa had no ovaries and could never breed, but that was okay because who would?
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2 TARDIS/Romana hate!sex (that would be hot, actually)
3 Jack/Ianto, exploding alien entrails
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Ianto wept as his alien lover exploded, covering his nice neat suit with entrails.
Jack thumped him on the back as men do to comfort each other. "She was evil," he declared, his firm jaw set with determination.
"Thank you, Jack," said Ianto uselessly.
Jack unzipped his trousers. "Now we have to have sex in the entrails, because that's erotic to me."
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(PS I LOLed)
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2. Something in which Mickey is secretly the Master's evil little minion.
3. Jo/Nyssa/Rose.
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One day Jo and Rose and Nyssa all had sex with each other. It was very good lesboid sexual things. They liked it a lot. Then a Dalek came in and killed them all. The Doctor was very sad.
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* Susan Foreman and Hawkeye.
* A drunk dalek hitting on Potter's horse.
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superb!
(challenge me, please)
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