old meme i didn't do at the time
Open up your "Manage Stories" page on Teaspoon and unfold all the chapters. For the purposes of this meme, disregard first chapters of multichapter fics. [Teaspoon counts any hits on the TOC as a hit on the first chapter.]
1. Total number of completed fics on Teaspoon:
104. Holy shit, but then I am like user number 2 with a join date of August 2003.
2. Highest hit count: One-shot / Chapter of a multichapter
4471 for Twentyish Lies Told To Rose Tyler. I don't understand that. Is it cos her name's in the title?
Does the first chapter not count? I don't know, it drops off massively on the other chapters but there is 14501 next to part one of Notes on the Domestication of Birds. I think it is Telling that Ten/Rose babyfic gets the bums on seats.
3. Lowest hit count: One-shot / Chapter of a multichapter (not counting WIPs)
I only have two things with chapters, and one is unfinished so I skip that. For a oneshot it's 156 for that one where Two and Jamie get married. There is also 183 for No Gravitas Whatsoever because who wants to read about the TARDIS fucking a Contact ship?
4. Most reviews: One-shot / Multichapter
Err, apparently it's 26 for The Forgotten Rose which is a shit parody fic.
Tea somehow got 23, as did Donna: The Beta Reader, and it is a respectable 22 for A Heartwarming Story In Which The Doctor And Romana Make A Baby.
Notes has a total of 27, which isn't bad all things considered.
As with LJ comments, comedy gets more, which I am told is because everyone enjoys laughing. I suggest review-whores write a multichapter Ten/Rose babyfic with lots of lols in it.
5. Fic with the number of reviews that bums you out the most (hey, let's exorcise those demons of self-doubt!)
Eh, I couldn't see any that bothered me. The ones with no reviews are EDA fic and I don't expect anyone to read those anyway. Though I suppose I could emote that my srs fic is not as popular as my cheap lols. I always worried about Anachronism but actually it's got 7 which to my mind is quite good.
6. Top 3 fics favourited by others
How do I even find that out? Give me a moment...
Slightly strangely it's 35 for Wanted: Human Woman. Catalyst has 32.
Actually the favouritising numbers are nicer to me than the review numbers. This is probably normal, due to the less effort involved.
7. Number of people you have favourited
11, I haven't added anyone in a while cos I don't really read fic there much anymore. Really I just follow recs these days.
8. Number of reviews you have left
30, oops. See above, I suppose.
1. Total number of completed fics on Teaspoon:
104. Holy shit, but then I am like user number 2 with a join date of August 2003.
2. Highest hit count: One-shot / Chapter of a multichapter
4471 for Twentyish Lies Told To Rose Tyler. I don't understand that. Is it cos her name's in the title?
Does the first chapter not count? I don't know, it drops off massively on the other chapters but there is 14501 next to part one of Notes on the Domestication of Birds. I think it is Telling that Ten/Rose babyfic gets the bums on seats.
3. Lowest hit count: One-shot / Chapter of a multichapter (not counting WIPs)
I only have two things with chapters, and one is unfinished so I skip that. For a oneshot it's 156 for that one where Two and Jamie get married. There is also 183 for No Gravitas Whatsoever because who wants to read about the TARDIS fucking a Contact ship?
4. Most reviews: One-shot / Multichapter
Err, apparently it's 26 for The Forgotten Rose which is a shit parody fic.
Tea somehow got 23, as did Donna: The Beta Reader, and it is a respectable 22 for A Heartwarming Story In Which The Doctor And Romana Make A Baby.
Notes has a total of 27, which isn't bad all things considered.
As with LJ comments, comedy gets more, which I am told is because everyone enjoys laughing. I suggest review-whores write a multichapter Ten/Rose babyfic with lots of lols in it.
5. Fic with the number of reviews that bums you out the most (hey, let's exorcise those demons of self-doubt!)
Eh, I couldn't see any that bothered me. The ones with no reviews are EDA fic and I don't expect anyone to read those anyway. Though I suppose I could emote that my srs fic is not as popular as my cheap lols. I always worried about Anachronism but actually it's got 7 which to my mind is quite good.
6. Top 3 fics favourited by others
How do I even find that out? Give me a moment...
Slightly strangely it's 35 for Wanted: Human Woman. Catalyst has 32.
Actually the favouritising numbers are nicer to me than the review numbers. This is probably normal, due to the less effort involved.
7. Number of people you have favourited
11, I haven't added anyone in a while cos I don't really read fic there much anymore. Really I just follow recs these days.
8. Number of reviews you have left
30, oops. See above, I suppose.