How To Not Die In New Who (Warning: Cracktasmic)

[nostalgia_lj]

I WORKED IT OUT! SO SLOWLY AND BELATEDLY! It's not the kissing that kills you (too many have survived), it's Hawt Alien Sex! Alternative cause of death: being likely to get an invite to Team TARDIS when you're not a scheduled companion.

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[dune_drd]

ILU

[nostalgia_lj]

It is all trufax 100%

[persiflage_1]

LOLs at your last line !

Thank you for explaining all that...

It must be a post-War curse though 'cos Benny totally did Eight at the end of that Lance Parkin book (the name of which I've forgotten) - all the Eight fans say so therefore it must be trufax and canon...

[nostalgia_lj]

SHE SO DID. She jumps him on a bed and the cat jumps out of the way and then it fades to black. So it allows for "Gosh, Benny, I have no sex drive and never even think of such things!" or for Hawt Human/Alien Sex. But why fade out if they don't Do It, EH?

[persiflage_1]

Oh I agree - except I'm not allowed to agree with you 'cos that's evil and oppressive to the Rosefen... So pretend I didn't...

[nostalgia_lj]

It is only oppressive if they are WEIRD ASEXUALISTS. They should support slut!Doctor as their best chance to get their girl laid.

[fantasyjax]

I'd ask you to have my time babies but I like you alive.

[nostalgia_lj]

NO SEX PLS IT CAUSES DETH

[yuxonomei]

"stay with me and ruin the carefree format of my TV series by being my evil live-in lover and we never go anywhere in case you kill people."

WIN!

[nostalgia_lj]

Which was pretty much exactly what he said I KNOW I HEARD IT RIGHT.

[dracothelizard]

How Adam fit into this? He joined Team Tardis, but didn't get killed because he didn't want to shag the Doctor?

[nostalgia_lj]

Yah I think so. That and he was a Proper Companion albeit a short-lived one who made me hate Nine a bit. The Long Game never happened in my canon, kthnx. It was a weird dream Rose had when they got drunk one time.