Life of Heather
Tomorrow should be fun. I'll be taking a urine sample for my friend's dog. I really don't want to.
What exciting things happened to me today? Well, I got to watch Pie in the Sky, which is about some fat guy who owns a restaurant, and, is a detective. Riveting. It was that or Murder, She Wrote.
People have a hard time understanding that I'm only 16. This bloke I just met actually thought I lived on my own, in one of these expensive flats with no job. It was quite funny really, because I said "My mum and dad bought it." Making it sound like mummy and daddy had bought me my own flat.
Oh my, God, my life is so interesting, is it not?
What exciting things happened to me today? Well, I got to watch Pie in the Sky, which is about some fat guy who owns a restaurant, and, is a detective. Riveting. It was that or Murder, She Wrote.
People have a hard time understanding that I'm only 16. This bloke I just met actually thought I lived on my own, in one of these expensive flats with no job. It was quite funny really, because I said "My mum and dad bought it." Making it sound like mummy and daddy had bought me my own flat.
Oh my, God, my life is so interesting, is it not?