TECHNICIÄNS ÖF SPÅCE SHIP EÅRTH THIS IS YÖÜR CÄPTÅIN SPEÄKING YÖÜR ØÅPTÅIN IS DEA"D

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these few words, right here, totally made my day that much better:

A heavy metal umlaut (aka röck döts)...

that, along with laura branigan's video "gloria" on youtube.