"i'm gonna fuck the flan"
L: (flayisgay)
J: what?
J: take it back!
J: he is not!
L: hahahaha
L: hahah
J: he's a very manly man
L: i just like how it sounds
L: pfft...
J: i do too
L: manly inthe defensive way
J: i know
J: he's all like
L: seriously!
J: i love fucking cunts!
L: ikknow!
J: and stuf
L: look!
L: look at me!
J: dirty cunts all over the place
L: yes!
L: i'm making cunt-shaped flan!
J: all for me!
L: and i love it!
J: hahaha
L: i really dooo!
J: i'm gonna fuck the flan
L: more than this hot dog!
L: or geoduck!
L: way better!
J: because it looks like a cunt
J: oh my god it's so fucking hot like a real woman's cunt
L: geoduck hotdogs?
L: i'll pass!
L: cause i'm bobby flay!
L: and flay is not gay
J: geoducks in my anus?
J: no sirreebob
J: not for moi
J: my duck in some girl's gooey?
J: i'll take five
L: OH NO NO FRENCH WORDS!
J: thank you very much
J: fine!
L: french is too feminine!
J: not for mmmmmeeeeeee
L: i'm bobby flay and i scream in russian when i cum on my gf's tits!
J: haha
J: i put the whole tit in my mouth
L: i mean that's what us dudes do, right
L: yeah
L: fuck yeah!
L: cocks!
J: it's not at all like a scrote
L: i mean cocks in pussy!
L: pussy!
L: hah
L: i think i'm laughing the stitches out of my mouth
L: (not seriously)