May 06, 2008 22:36
In more interesting news that I actually seem to care about more than the issues discussed in my earlier post, I went fishing today. I caught a nice smallmouth bass right off the bat, and then proceeded to catch absolutely nothing except for a bit of sun. I saw a huge beaver swimming around as well as an otter. Upon returning home I noticed that what felt like a bug bite on my forehead is in fact, the start of what could be a zit of epic proportions. If it weren't for the aforementioned sun I got earlier today I could slap some hydrogen peroxide on it and make it go away. However, hydrogen peroxide tends to make tanned skin into white skin. Three guesses how I figured that one out. This vexes me. It is time for a beer.