stay out of my office
so
all those quiz ads that are online now like
"are you fat"
"are you hot"
"are you dumb"
"are you alive"
...why do you need a quiz to tell you that?
for realz guys.
also
i made an ass of myself last night
but as soon as i woke up, emily called me to tell me so did she
so i don't feel TOO bad
...but it is always funny for the non-drunk person who has to hear it, wonder if whatev the fuck you said was true, and then remember it even though you don't
AWKWARD!
another funny convo w/ andrew about his one roommate:
shaglett (1:27:34 PM): hes really nice and funny
shaglett (1:27:39 PM): real easy to talk to
shaglett (1:27:42 PM): and girls think hes cute
shaglett (1:27:54 PM): omg he has had some girls over that are just like really really hott
shaglett (1:28:00 PM): and they want his dick so bad
shaglett (1:28:04 PM): and he doesnt give it to them
shaglett (1:28:08 PM): he's a virgin
shaglett (1:28:08 PM): he's 21
fIowersinherhair (1:28:15 PM): WHAT
fIowersinherhair (1:28:17 PM): Whattttttttttttt
fIowersinherhair (1:28:19 PM): whathathwhtwhef
fIowersinherhair (1:28:20 PM): wtf
fIowersinherhair (1:28:24 PM): thats awkward
shaglett (1:28:27 PM): yah dude i seriously think hes a closet homo
fIowersinherhair (1:28:28 PM): i want to meet him haha
shaglett (1:28:34 PM): they all say that
shaglett (1:28:41 PM): they're like omg its now my mission to fuck him
shaglett (1:28:57 PM): cuz like i said i guess hes a good looking guy and hes a really talented artist
fIowersinherhair (1:29:00 PM): yeah
fIowersinherhair (1:29:07 PM): id try once probably
shaglett (1:29:08 PM): anyway i think he likes penis
fIowersinherhair (1:29:09 PM): and then be like fuck it
shaglett (1:29:27 PM): maybe i should start telling girls im a virgin
shaglett (1:29:53 PM): and like freakin...call them bitches and tell them to clean
fIowersinherhair (1:29:53 PM): they wouldnt believe it after you got in there
fIowersinherhair (1:29:58 PM): haha
shaglett (1:29:59 PM): hahaha true
shaglett (1:30:05 PM): i can rattle some dick
fIowersinherhair (1:30:06 PM): OR
shaglett (1:30:11 PM): or
fIowersinherhair (1:30:16 PM): you can play it like yuo are and just be like i must be naturally talented
shaglett (1:30:29 PM): or play it off like shes the one thats the bomb
shaglett (1:30:36 PM): like damn girl ur pussy has magic in it
shaglett (1:30:39 PM): how u do that
fIowersinherhair (1:30:39 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
shaglett (1:30:54 PM): its not unheard of ive been in magic pussy before
shaglett (1:30:58 PM): where its just
shaglett (1:31:00 PM): mmm
all those quiz ads that are online now like
"are you fat"
"are you hot"
"are you dumb"
"are you alive"
...why do you need a quiz to tell you that?
for realz guys.
also
i made an ass of myself last night
but as soon as i woke up, emily called me to tell me so did she
so i don't feel TOO bad
...but it is always funny for the non-drunk person who has to hear it, wonder if whatev the fuck you said was true, and then remember it even though you don't
AWKWARD!
another funny convo w/ andrew about his one roommate:
shaglett (1:27:34 PM): hes really nice and funny
shaglett (1:27:39 PM): real easy to talk to
shaglett (1:27:42 PM): and girls think hes cute
shaglett (1:27:54 PM): omg he has had some girls over that are just like really really hott
shaglett (1:28:00 PM): and they want his dick so bad
shaglett (1:28:04 PM): and he doesnt give it to them
shaglett (1:28:08 PM): he's a virgin
shaglett (1:28:08 PM): he's 21
fIowersinherhair (1:28:15 PM): WHAT
fIowersinherhair (1:28:17 PM): Whattttttttttttt
fIowersinherhair (1:28:19 PM): whathathwhtwhef
fIowersinherhair (1:28:20 PM): wtf
fIowersinherhair (1:28:24 PM): thats awkward
shaglett (1:28:27 PM): yah dude i seriously think hes a closet homo
fIowersinherhair (1:28:28 PM): i want to meet him haha
shaglett (1:28:34 PM): they all say that
shaglett (1:28:41 PM): they're like omg its now my mission to fuck him
shaglett (1:28:57 PM): cuz like i said i guess hes a good looking guy and hes a really talented artist
fIowersinherhair (1:29:00 PM): yeah
fIowersinherhair (1:29:07 PM): id try once probably
shaglett (1:29:08 PM): anyway i think he likes penis
fIowersinherhair (1:29:09 PM): and then be like fuck it
shaglett (1:29:27 PM): maybe i should start telling girls im a virgin
shaglett (1:29:53 PM): and like freakin...call them bitches and tell them to clean
fIowersinherhair (1:29:53 PM): they wouldnt believe it after you got in there
fIowersinherhair (1:29:58 PM): haha
shaglett (1:29:59 PM): hahaha true
shaglett (1:30:05 PM): i can rattle some dick
fIowersinherhair (1:30:06 PM): OR
shaglett (1:30:11 PM): or
fIowersinherhair (1:30:16 PM): you can play it like yuo are and just be like i must be naturally talented
shaglett (1:30:29 PM): or play it off like shes the one thats the bomb
shaglett (1:30:36 PM): like damn girl ur pussy has magic in it
shaglett (1:30:39 PM): how u do that
fIowersinherhair (1:30:39 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
shaglett (1:30:54 PM): its not unheard of ive been in magic pussy before
shaglett (1:30:58 PM): where its just
shaglett (1:31:00 PM): mmm