Reason #165 that my brother is awesome

[noshiksagoddess]

Sam's 17th birthday is coming up and I asked if he'd prefer a male or female prostitute as a present. After he hemmed and hawed for a few minutes, I suggested one of each. He replied: "Now you're talking. I could make them duel to the death with laser guns."
Me: "Sam, that's not what prostitutes are for."
Sam: "But they'll do it if you pay them extra. The one who wins gets to go free."