∞ eleventh } accidental video

[nosferotofu]

[ Edward Dalton is crouched next to a large and furry creature on his couch. As the creature whimpers, he appears to soothe it, rubbing its neck gently as he examines the source of its distress: A broken leg, splayed distinctly to the side. ]

Come on, girl.  Just relax.

Comments

[immortaltwat]

See, now this is the kind of filth people should be cracking down on.

That poor animal. What did you do to it?

[nosferotofu]

[First House, now Nathan??? ]

I ran it over with my car, then kicked it, what else.

[vicodincrutch]

Grab your torch and pitchfork!

[immortaltwat]

Well, you can guarantee that's what the other crazies will be doing.

Do we have animal crazies here? I can never keep track.

[vicodincrutch]

Good. Then it'll be an even playing field.

Sure. Why not. There's everything else.

[immortaltwat]

Yeah, you're right. You can't have the pychos without the wannabe-heroes showing up. It just doesn't happen.

[vicodincrutch]

Don't want to be bored now do we?

[nosferotofu]

I get jokes, kid, but I have to say you're-both of you-are really stretching this one.

[immortaltwat]

Hey, I'm not the one claiming to run over animals then beat the crap out of them.

I don't need to stretch this one.

[nosferotofu]

Sarcasm. Thought you'd be familiar.

[immortaltwat]

I am. It's more fun to ignore it, though.

[nosferotofu]

You're the kid who lived with Frankie, aren't you?

[immortaltwat]

Yeah. Why?

[nosferotofu]

No wonder the two of you got a long.

[ IF FRANKIE SEES THIS HE'S JUST JOKING. ]