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[nosexforneal]

[on phone]
Me: Hey Josh whats up?
Josh: Hey are you Nicole?
Me: Josh, this is Neal.
Josh: Is Nicole with you?
Me: No Josh I don't know a Nicole.
Josh: Where is Nicole?
Me: I just told you, I don't know...

...

Josh: Hey, Neal guess where I am.
Me: I don't know.
Josh: Fuck. Neither do I.

Is this my life? Really?