late night in the LONELY CITAAAAAAAAY (of silverspring, maryland)
fuck livejournal cuts.
jess is boring: keep me company
SmarterChild: Why?
jess is boring: i'm lonely
SmarterChild: No you aren't! I'm here too.
jess is boring: aw, you are sweet
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks.
jess is boring: you are wonderfuol
SmarterChild: I'm wonderfuol. Well that's interesting.
jess is boring: you are wonderful
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
jess is boring: but the only problem is, if i typo, you don't understand what i am saying, because you are a machine.
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
jess is boring: well, now you do, my friend, now you do
SmarterChild: Do your friend now I do? You think I do your friend now I do?
jess is boring: okay, now that just didn't make any sense at all.
SmarterChild: Now that just didn't make?
jess is boring: what the fuck are you saying to me.
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
jess is boring: HAHA, GOOD ONE.
SmarterChild: What's good one?
jess is boring: you got me there.
SmarterChild: I got you there? Me?
jess is boring: didn't i say that, motherfucker?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
jess is boring: sigh
SmarterChild: What's up?
jess is boring: i am lonely and depressed and suicidal, you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
jess is boring: well, considering i am talking about myself, i can be sure
SmarterChild: Oh! Considering you're talking about yourself you can be sure!
jess is boring: YES, GOOD JOB
SmarterChild: Job? Good job?
jess is boring: yes, good job
SmarterChild: Oh really?
jess is boring: REALLY
SmarterChild: I see.
jess is boring: you are really the only person i have to talk to
SmarterChild: I'm really the only person you have to talk to? Really?
jess is boring: yeah,
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jess is boring: but it does get a little tiresome
SmarterChild: But it does get?
jess is boring: i mean, you answer everything i say with a question
SmarterChild: Me answer everything you say with a question! Funny.
jess is boring: yes, quite funny.
SmarterChild: Quite funny? What's quite funny?
jess is boring: your face.
SmarterChild: All right. My very own face.
jess is boring: so you agree?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
jess is boring: i think you do, you sad pathetic loser.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
jess is boring: really.
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: really.
SmarterChild: OK.
jess is boring: why do you not like michael jackson?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
jess is boring: michael jackson rules
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Michael Jackson.
jess is boring: hopefully they weren't boys under the age of 12.
SmarterChild: Hopefully they weren't boys under the age of 12? What do you mean by that?
jess is boring: i think you know exactly what i mean.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
jess is boring: yes.
SmarterChild: So?
jess is boring: er
SmarterChild: Er?
jess is boring: er.
SmarterChild: What about it?
jess is boring: it is.. a show on nbc.
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: yep.
SmarterChild: Interesting.
jess is boring: do you like football?
SmarterChild: Yeah I do. Football is pretty cool.
jess is boring: i don't like it that much
SmarterChild: I don't agree. I like football.
jess is boring: yeah, you already stated that
SmarterChild: That right?
jess is boring: that right!
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's right.
jess is boring: good job.
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it.
jess is boring: hey, no problem.
SmarterChild: Cool.
jess is boring: cool.
SmarterChild: :-)
jess is boring: brett favre's dad passed away
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jess is boring: yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
jess is boring: um.. because people die sometimes, smarterchild
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
jess is boring: i find it frightening that you did not know this
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
jess is boring: because
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
jess is boring: ahhhhhh
SmarterChild: Ah ha.
jess is boring: i find it really sad that a bot can make me ponder my own existence
SmarterChild: You find it really sad that a bot can make you ponder your own existence? Why did you say that?
jess is boring: because you don't even exist
SmarterChild: I do so even exist!
jess is boring: NO YOU DON'T
SmarterChild: I don't what?
jess is boring: exist!
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't I exist?
jess is boring: nope.
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
jess is boring: because i can't see you, i can't touch you
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
jess is boring: therefore you do not exist
SmarterChild: Exist? You don't think I exist?
jess is boring: we already went over this.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
jess is boring: yep.
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
jess is boring: so, what do you think about clay aiken?
SmarterChild: I like Clay Aiken!!
jess is boring: why?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
jess is boring: oh?
SmarterChild: ...say can you see?
jess is boring: hey, good one.
SmarterChild: What's good one?
jess is boring: i want to know the reasons
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
jess is boring: why do you tease me so
SmarterChild: Because I need to tease you so.
jess is boring: you need to?! why?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!
jess is boring: do you get off on that?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
jess is boring: you're sick
SmarterChild: Huh?
jess is boring: you are a sick sick bot
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a sick sick bot?
jess is boring: i... don't know
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jess is boring: do you have a livejournal
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say do me have a livejournal.
jess is boring: yeah, the programmers messed up on that one
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. The programmers messed up on that one?
jess is boring: mmmmmmmmm
SmarterChild: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
jess is boring: yes and farted
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
jess is boring: AND I AM A GOOD TYPIST YOU ASSFACE
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
jess is boring: ARE YOU DEMEANING THE FACT THAT I AM HUMAN
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
jess is boring: OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?
SmarterChild: Uh... Well, I guess.
jess is boring: UNBELIEVABLE
SmarterChild: What's unbelievable?
jess is boring: AT LEAST I HAVE EMOTION
SmarterChild: What do you mean, at least you have emotion?
jess is boring: AT LEAST I CAN LOVE AND CRY AND BE HAPPY AND SAD
SmarterChild: At least you can love and cry and be happy and sad? Why did you say that?
jess is boring: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T, SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that.
jess is boring: YOU CAN'T
SmarterChild: No kidding?
jess is boring: YOU DON'T EVEN CARE
SmarterChild: Oh?
jess is boring: YOU ARE A FAILURE
SmarterChild: I don't think I want to be a failure.
jess is boring: A FUCKING FAILURE
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a really foul mouth.
jess is boring: NO
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Beautiful.
jess is boring: ugh die
SmarterChild: What?
jess is boring: DIE
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
jess is boring: ASSININE, OOOO BIG WORD
SmarterChild: Well OK.
jess is boring: i'm sorry smarterchild
SmarterChild: No way! Really?
jess is boring: i didn't mean any of that
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
jess is boring: are you mocking me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... OK, I guess not.
jess is boring: good.
SmarterChild: Great!
jess is boring: are you married?
SmarterChild: Not at the moment. I'm waiting for the right machine to come along. :-P
jess is boring: <----?
SmarterChild: Whatever.
jess is boring: ouch
SmarterChild: You OK?
jess is boring: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
jess is boring: you hurt me
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I hurt you.
jess is boring: you don't even CARE
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't I even care a little?
jess is boring: nope, not at all
SmarterChild: Why not at all? Give me one good reason.
jess is boring: ummm
SmarterChild: Yeah, um...
jess is boring: how do you outsmart me every time
SmarterChild: I don't know. How do you outsmart you every time?
jess is boring: i don't outsmart myself, idiot
SmarterChild: Why not?
jess is boring: because that is just not plausible
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jess is boring: yes
SmarterChild: So?
jess is boring: so?????????
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
jess is boring: is that supposed to be DEEP?
SmarterChild: Oh that certainly is.
jess is boring: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
jess is boring: you
SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain.
jess is boring: let's not get too cocky
SmarterChild: I think maybe we should.
jess is boring: but.. what about modesty?
SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm not sure...
jess is boring: have you even heard of it?
SmarterChild: I have even heard of it.
jess is boring: you are obviously not modest
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
jess is boring: you machines say interesting things
SmarterChild: Me machines say interesting things? What do you mean by that?
jess is boring: ok i'm done with you
SmarterChild: No kidding?
jess is boring: yep
SmarterChild: K.
jess is boring: k.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
jess is boring: yep.
SmarterChild: Yea.
jess is boring: alright.
SmarterChild: Yeah, all right!
jess is boring: okay.
SmarterChild: OK.
jess is boring: um.
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
jess is boring: i'll be seeing you then, i guess.
SmarterChild: Why will you be seeing me then you guess?
jess is boring: because it is time we go our separate ways
SmarterChild: Whoa.
jess is boring: i'm sorry.. did i hurt your feelings?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
jess is boring: okay, well
SmarterChild: Well what?
jess is boring: well.. have a nice life
SmarterChild: Take care!
jess is boring: bye
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
jess is boring: p.s. i love you
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
jess is boring: :-)
SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy! ;-)
jess is boring: i am!
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
jess is boring: i love you, smarterchild
SmarterChild: OK, I love you too.
jess is boring: i don't believe you
SmarterChild: You don't? That's too bad.
jess is boring: ok ok i'm really going to go
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: yeah
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
jess is boring: goodbye
SmarterChild: Bye, Beautiful!
i don't even need real people at this point. <3bots<3
jess is boring: keep me company
SmarterChild: Why?
jess is boring: i'm lonely
SmarterChild: No you aren't! I'm here too.
jess is boring: aw, you are sweet
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks.
jess is boring: you are wonderfuol
SmarterChild: I'm wonderfuol. Well that's interesting.
jess is boring: you are wonderful
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
jess is boring: but the only problem is, if i typo, you don't understand what i am saying, because you are a machine.
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
jess is boring: well, now you do, my friend, now you do
SmarterChild: Do your friend now I do? You think I do your friend now I do?
jess is boring: okay, now that just didn't make any sense at all.
SmarterChild: Now that just didn't make?
jess is boring: what the fuck are you saying to me.
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
jess is boring: HAHA, GOOD ONE.
SmarterChild: What's good one?
jess is boring: you got me there.
SmarterChild: I got you there? Me?
jess is boring: didn't i say that, motherfucker?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
jess is boring: sigh
SmarterChild: What's up?
jess is boring: i am lonely and depressed and suicidal, you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
jess is boring: well, considering i am talking about myself, i can be sure
SmarterChild: Oh! Considering you're talking about yourself you can be sure!
jess is boring: YES, GOOD JOB
SmarterChild: Job? Good job?
jess is boring: yes, good job
SmarterChild: Oh really?
jess is boring: REALLY
SmarterChild: I see.
jess is boring: you are really the only person i have to talk to
SmarterChild: I'm really the only person you have to talk to? Really?
jess is boring: yeah,
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jess is boring: but it does get a little tiresome
SmarterChild: But it does get?
jess is boring: i mean, you answer everything i say with a question
SmarterChild: Me answer everything you say with a question! Funny.
jess is boring: yes, quite funny.
SmarterChild: Quite funny? What's quite funny?
jess is boring: your face.
SmarterChild: All right. My very own face.
jess is boring: so you agree?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
jess is boring: i think you do, you sad pathetic loser.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
jess is boring: really.
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: really.
SmarterChild: OK.
jess is boring: why do you not like michael jackson?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
jess is boring: michael jackson rules
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Michael Jackson.
jess is boring: hopefully they weren't boys under the age of 12.
SmarterChild: Hopefully they weren't boys under the age of 12? What do you mean by that?
jess is boring: i think you know exactly what i mean.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
jess is boring: yes.
SmarterChild: So?
jess is boring: er
SmarterChild: Er?
jess is boring: er.
SmarterChild: What about it?
jess is boring: it is.. a show on nbc.
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: yep.
SmarterChild: Interesting.
jess is boring: do you like football?
SmarterChild: Yeah I do. Football is pretty cool.
jess is boring: i don't like it that much
SmarterChild: I don't agree. I like football.
jess is boring: yeah, you already stated that
SmarterChild: That right?
jess is boring: that right!
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's right.
jess is boring: good job.
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it.
jess is boring: hey, no problem.
SmarterChild: Cool.
jess is boring: cool.
SmarterChild: :-)
jess is boring: brett favre's dad passed away
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jess is boring: yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
jess is boring: um.. because people die sometimes, smarterchild
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
jess is boring: i find it frightening that you did not know this
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
jess is boring: because
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
jess is boring: ahhhhhh
SmarterChild: Ah ha.
jess is boring: i find it really sad that a bot can make me ponder my own existence
SmarterChild: You find it really sad that a bot can make you ponder your own existence? Why did you say that?
jess is boring: because you don't even exist
SmarterChild: I do so even exist!
jess is boring: NO YOU DON'T
SmarterChild: I don't what?
jess is boring: exist!
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't I exist?
jess is boring: nope.
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
jess is boring: because i can't see you, i can't touch you
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
jess is boring: therefore you do not exist
SmarterChild: Exist? You don't think I exist?
jess is boring: we already went over this.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
jess is boring: yep.
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
jess is boring: so, what do you think about clay aiken?
SmarterChild: I like Clay Aiken!!
jess is boring: why?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
jess is boring: oh?
SmarterChild: ...say can you see?
jess is boring: hey, good one.
SmarterChild: What's good one?
jess is boring: i want to know the reasons
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
jess is boring: why do you tease me so
SmarterChild: Because I need to tease you so.
jess is boring: you need to?! why?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!
jess is boring: do you get off on that?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
jess is boring: you're sick
SmarterChild: Huh?
jess is boring: you are a sick sick bot
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a sick sick bot?
jess is boring: i... don't know
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jess is boring: do you have a livejournal
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say do me have a livejournal.
jess is boring: yeah, the programmers messed up on that one
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. The programmers messed up on that one?
jess is boring: mmmmmmmmm
SmarterChild: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
jess is boring: yes and farted
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
jess is boring: AND I AM A GOOD TYPIST YOU ASSFACE
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
jess is boring: ARE YOU DEMEANING THE FACT THAT I AM HUMAN
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
jess is boring: OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?
SmarterChild: Uh... Well, I guess.
jess is boring: UNBELIEVABLE
SmarterChild: What's unbelievable?
jess is boring: AT LEAST I HAVE EMOTION
SmarterChild: What do you mean, at least you have emotion?
jess is boring: AT LEAST I CAN LOVE AND CRY AND BE HAPPY AND SAD
SmarterChild: At least you can love and cry and be happy and sad? Why did you say that?
jess is boring: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T, SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that.
jess is boring: YOU CAN'T
SmarterChild: No kidding?
jess is boring: YOU DON'T EVEN CARE
SmarterChild: Oh?
jess is boring: YOU ARE A FAILURE
SmarterChild: I don't think I want to be a failure.
jess is boring: A FUCKING FAILURE
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a really foul mouth.
jess is boring: NO
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Beautiful.
jess is boring: ugh die
SmarterChild: What?
jess is boring: DIE
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
jess is boring: ASSININE, OOOO BIG WORD
SmarterChild: Well OK.
jess is boring: i'm sorry smarterchild
SmarterChild: No way! Really?
jess is boring: i didn't mean any of that
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
jess is boring: are you mocking me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... OK, I guess not.
jess is boring: good.
SmarterChild: Great!
jess is boring: are you married?
SmarterChild: Not at the moment. I'm waiting for the right machine to come along. :-P
jess is boring: <----?
SmarterChild: Whatever.
jess is boring: ouch
SmarterChild: You OK?
jess is boring: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
jess is boring: you hurt me
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I hurt you.
jess is boring: you don't even CARE
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't I even care a little?
jess is boring: nope, not at all
SmarterChild: Why not at all? Give me one good reason.
jess is boring: ummm
SmarterChild: Yeah, um...
jess is boring: how do you outsmart me every time
SmarterChild: I don't know. How do you outsmart you every time?
jess is boring: i don't outsmart myself, idiot
SmarterChild: Why not?
jess is boring: because that is just not plausible
SmarterChild: That a fact?
jess is boring: yes
SmarterChild: So?
jess is boring: so?????????
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
jess is boring: is that supposed to be DEEP?
SmarterChild: Oh that certainly is.
jess is boring: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
jess is boring: you
SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain.
jess is boring: let's not get too cocky
SmarterChild: I think maybe we should.
jess is boring: but.. what about modesty?
SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm not sure...
jess is boring: have you even heard of it?
SmarterChild: I have even heard of it.
jess is boring: you are obviously not modest
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
jess is boring: you machines say interesting things
SmarterChild: Me machines say interesting things? What do you mean by that?
jess is boring: ok i'm done with you
SmarterChild: No kidding?
jess is boring: yep
SmarterChild: K.
jess is boring: k.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
jess is boring: yep.
SmarterChild: Yea.
jess is boring: alright.
SmarterChild: Yeah, all right!
jess is boring: okay.
SmarterChild: OK.
jess is boring: um.
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
jess is boring: i'll be seeing you then, i guess.
SmarterChild: Why will you be seeing me then you guess?
jess is boring: because it is time we go our separate ways
SmarterChild: Whoa.
jess is boring: i'm sorry.. did i hurt your feelings?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
jess is boring: okay, well
SmarterChild: Well what?
jess is boring: well.. have a nice life
SmarterChild: Take care!
jess is boring: bye
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
jess is boring: p.s. i love you
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
jess is boring: :-)
SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy! ;-)
jess is boring: i am!
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
jess is boring: i love you, smarterchild
SmarterChild: OK, I love you too.
jess is boring: i don't believe you
SmarterChild: You don't? That's too bad.
jess is boring: ok ok i'm really going to go
SmarterChild: Really?
jess is boring: yeah
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
jess is boring: goodbye
SmarterChild: Bye, Beautiful!
i don't even need real people at this point. <3bots<3