I am officially 16.
We went to downtown portland basically the whole day and just wandered around. And got kicked out of at least 472398 stores, MOSTLY BECAUSE OF ALLEC.
I'm pretty sure we broke atleast 3749832 things in sharper image. And allec got told by a 10 year old. We were by the ice skating rink and he had my sweatshirt on, and she looks at me and goes "is he a boy or a girl?" and allec called her a bitch or something, and she goes "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL KICK YOUR ASS" and throws ice in his face. A TEN YEAR OLD. Such profane words. I'm pretty sure allec was scared. It was hilarious. Then he almost broke an electric guitar in sam goody. And we met some extremely strange people on the max ride home (what else would you expect from portland?). Then we rode it back to my house, and barclay drove us to get ice cream. We're sitting in front of the beaverton mall in his car, with the windows rolled down, and allec's begging him to play 50 cent. So barclay turns it on as loud as possible, and he's in the driver's seat rapping, and allec's in the back screaming his head off REALLY HIGH PITCHED. The car's shaking and I'm in the front seat hyperventilating because I'm laughing so hard.Oh the looks we got that night. Then we went to get ice cream, and played hide and go seek, and went to the pet store. The ferrets in the window that were running back and forth and bouncing into the walls were allec in rodent form, or so I decided. Then I made them go accross the street with me to the used cd store, because I'm infatuated with that place. We spent about an hour in there looking around and allec finds casey jones and almost has a heart attack. So we put it in on the way back to my house and allec screams "know this x" and "hardcore dances" in the car the whole way home. Numerous other things happened that I'm probably forgetting, but most of them were the "you had to be there" type things.
ALL IN ALL, it was a lot of fun.
SO HERE GOES:
hahaha, barclay and I stole a giant lego man out of the toy store and greeted people with it. They followed us and made us give it back though. :( Allec and I went back a few days later and they'd hid it behind a bunch of boxes. Mwahaha.
On the max, on the way downtown
APPARENTLY BOTH OF THEM HAVE AN EXTRA # 21 CHROMOSOME
Allec in my jacket with barclay at the mall:
WE WENT TO THE ZOO TOO, but it was closed, so we went through the exit and into the shop, and I got glasses with dinosaurs on them. :D
THE END.