Weekly Comics (I don't even know)
So he walks into my office, sits down and takes a breath.
"I hear you can help me with... exotic problems."
I look up from my newspaper and raise my eyebrow. He continues without waiting for my answer.
"You see, I would very much like to know, uh, what comics people are buying this week."
I lean forward, resting my elbow on the desk. He stiffens, and I can see the sweat on his face.
"Let me get this straight," I say, "You came all this way to ask me if I'll ask NoScans_Daily what comics they're gettin'?"
He stutters as he says, "That's right."
I sigh, log on to my computer and begin typing. They always come to me. He better be payin' in diamonds.
"I hear you can help me with... exotic problems."
I look up from my newspaper and raise my eyebrow. He continues without waiting for my answer.
"You see, I would very much like to know, uh, what comics people are buying this week."
I lean forward, resting my elbow on the desk. He stiffens, and I can see the sweat on his face.
"Let me get this straight," I say, "You came all this way to ask me if I'll ask NoScans_Daily what comics they're gettin'?"
He stutters as he says, "That's right."
I sigh, log on to my computer and begin typing. They always come to me. He better be payin' in diamonds.