Pick Up Lines...
when i was at IU the other weekend this guy came up to me in this bar and said the funniest pick up line ever. i dont remember the exact line bc...well for obvious reasons. BUT...i'm pretty sure i would talk to anyone who has the balls to say any of the following, some are ridik...others might work. let me know. try it out
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when
you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend? BOGUS!!!
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call
me soon!
So, you're a girl huh?
Want to see my stamp collection?
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up
lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past
all that....?"
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
***Suggestions For All these unfortunate Women To Respond To Pickup Lines**
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when
you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend? BOGUS!!!
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call
me soon!
So, you're a girl huh?
Want to see my stamp collection?
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up
lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past
all that....?"
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
***Suggestions For All these unfortunate Women To Respond To Pickup Lines**
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.