In which I fail miserably as an artist

[nos4a2no9]

This is me, breaking my resolutions exactly two weeks into the new year. I said it was all going to be deeply felt, carefully crafted fic with tremendous emotional significance, but....well, would anyone be willing to beta ~1700 words of F/K domestic schmoop and blowjobs? It's for smut_bingo. Yeah. *whistles*

If I promise that I'm also writing stuff with actual content, do you think I can still keep my resolution?

ETA: It's covered, thank you kindly!