Random Randoming of Randomness

[nos4a2no9]

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[spuffyduds]

I keep trying to come up with some intellectually awesome panel topic? And I can't, because, really, I just want to neck with everybody.

[nos4a2no9]

That could be a panel! "Hello, my name is spuffyduds and I would like to make out with you. Any questions?"

Yes, it would be pretty self-serving, but I think we could swing it!

[spuffyduds]

Maybe not so much a panel as...a booth. With a curtain.

[nos4a2no9]

"Line forms to the left, ladies!"

[spuffyduds]

Hee! Or possibly I would have to hit people over the head and drag them in. Also an option.

[nos4a2no9]

No, no, no use of force will be required. We'll all quite happily traipse into the curtained booth, namely because #1) it's you, and you are made of awesome and #2) you'll have a very good sign out front. Sparkles, and so forth. We are all easily seduced by sparkles.

[omphale23]

*packs glitter*

[spuffyduds]

Aw. Thank you. Hey, look, sparkles!

*did not mean to hijack your comments*

[simplystars]

*snickers* And hey, you could charge, and people would pay.

!!!

[spuffyduds]

*ponders how I would list that on my taxes*

[simplystars]

Umm... recouping business expenses? Because, you know, fandom is serious business and all. And sparkly glitter is not cheap!

Now, see, if you did it at Nos' Toronto con, maybe you wouldn't have to list it as income, since it would be from Canada and all. :D And what the IRS doesn't know about Canada won't hurt them, right?

*whistles innocently*

[omphale23]

There could be a panel on writing successful makeout sessions! With practical training!

[spuffyduds]

"Now, see, there's a fine distinction between a nip and a full-on bite..."

[omphale23]

*volunteers to help demonstrate*

[nos4a2no9]

I like the way you think!

[omphale23]

It would be the most popular panel at the con. "Snogging 101: A Practical Demonstration."