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[norwegiantroll]

Snorri and I seem to have found ourselves with a flooded apartment. We have found very temporary accommodations however, we have a problem. We need a squidsitter while we're away. Would anyone like to care for The Kraken? I promise it will be fun. See how much you can have with him:

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It will definitely be just like this. You can even borrow

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*is on his laptop in the bathroom, away from Nikolej*

[white_lashes]

Be careful. We want him to have good caretakers.

Hahaha! TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!!! ;____;

[norwegiantroll]

There will be a complicated interviewing process.

In the bathtub. Reception is great.

[white_lashes]

Do you plan to ask them what his favorite foods are? And where he likes to be tickled?

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[norwegiantroll]

You've been tickling him? He doesn't let me.

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[white_lashes]

He sort of...latches onto my arm when I try to feed him.

I might have to join you.

[norwegiantroll]

You're not supposed to let him do that. He needs to learn.

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[white_lashes]

Learn what?

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[norwegiantroll]

Not to suction the hands that feed him.

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[white_lashes]

He doesn't suction. He just...wiggles around...

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[norwegiantroll]

We should have brought him to teach him to attack Nikolej.

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[white_lashes]

Can squids be trained like that?

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[norwegiantroll]

I don't know how but I'm sure they can be.

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[white_lashes]

He's smart. Maybe he could learn...?

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[norwegiantroll]

I'm just thinking of the kraken that lives off the coast of Norway and Iceland.

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[white_lashes]

You want to train that one?

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[norwegiantroll]

I want ours to be like that one.