Eurovision
A couple of things - probably because they have to be said:
1) We welcome our new Russian overlords. (Er…)
2) Why would anyone have Sweden as a favourite, when the singer looked like a corpse on stage with the lighting the way it was, and lacked a catchy schlager-tune?
3) UK… I'm not in the least bit shocked by the fact that you came in at the bottom. You've got so much interesting music, and you send us this? Where's Cliff Richard? Okay, so he didn't win either, but still people remember Congratulations... nobody's going to remember this one. You didn't even get a 12 pointer from Malta.
4) OMGWTFBBQ… Norway came in 5th?
Things are fun here in norwegianne-land… Still have sore throat. Still have a slight fever. Still hurts to swallow. And I woke up at four, because apparently my body had decided that it's had enough sleep even though my mind thinks differently.
1) We welcome our new Russian overlords. (Er…)
2) Why would anyone have Sweden as a favourite, when the singer looked like a corpse on stage with the lighting the way it was, and lacked a catchy schlager-tune?
3) UK… I'm not in the least bit shocked by the fact that you came in at the bottom. You've got so much interesting music, and you send us this? Where's Cliff Richard? Okay, so he didn't win either, but still people remember Congratulations... nobody's going to remember this one. You didn't even get a 12 pointer from Malta.
4) OMGWTFBBQ… Norway came in 5th?
Things are fun here in norwegianne-land… Still have sore throat. Still have a slight fever. Still hurts to swallow. And I woke up at four, because apparently my body had decided that it's had enough sleep even though my mind thinks differently.