Braindead
Elljay is currently quite braindead from a day out to Gram Gram's (finally! : D) and then, off to meet Jem and YX for quite a short while in Starbucks.
Gram Gram seems to be doing fine.
She gave me a ton of old photos today.
Some of them had this friend of hers in it, a friend of hers so close we call her Aunt although we're not related and she looks VERY similiar to one of our real aunts, who lives in Malaysia. Both of them look extremely formidable, although the Aunt I'm talking about lives in Thailand and we rarely see her. According to bro, she was a Chinese Opera star here...
Shared the photos with Yxy and Jem in Starbucks, where the atmosphere is cosy and where I always overdose on green tea frappacino.
I'll show them to you some day, if you ever come here. : )
I poked Jem so much today U_U
There was also a slightly weird-out moment in the supermarket, which was strangely deserted (at that section anyway).
Jem: Where is there no one... this is like Silent Hill...
LJ: Yay!!! Choose your weapon! (points randomly at boring items on shelves)
Jem: This is mine! (takes stir-fryer)
YX: ...
LJ: hmm... which can I use?
Jem: I know lah! You use this! (points to children's toy)
LJ: (pokes Jem)
--Silent Hill Scenario Statistics-- a spoof
PROFILES
YX (role: Heather >>duh!)
Info: The third incarnation of a certain someone, YX has strange powers she doesn't know of and has never dreamt of. When she discovered she was pregnant with the "God" of the cult (The Order) believes in, she goes into a rage and vows to hunt down and kill all the members.
Weapon: (initial) Small Slingbag, Poison Perfume, Killer Teddy
Special Attack (limit break?): Raging War - Teddy Break (remember Tiger Break from FFVI?)
This attack allows YX to summon her Teddy Bear to do serious random damage, by various means...
Hormones
As we all know, pregnant women have to deal with their hormones, and so does YX... Beware when she gets moody!!!
Chad (role: Valtiel >>lol!)
Info: Seen everytime when the world is going into the alternate labyrinth, Chad is the God's loyal helper and a sign of change. Chad hurts no one.
Weapon: none
Special attack: none
Jem (role: Detective Douglas)
Info: The persistent Detective turns out to be a nice guy, who goes back with YX into her apartment, only to find that her dad is dead. However, YX was more mad to find out that she was pregnant with a god and after a brillant dinner Jem cooked for her, set out to kill the Missionary (who killed her dad) on her house's rooftop and then the rest of the The Order.
Weapon: Saucepan (saucy...) / Stir-Fryer / Long Fingernails (beware if you damage his manicure)
Special attack: -unknown-
Elljay (role: Claudia?!?!)
Info: A religious fanatic, Elljay wants YX to give birth to the God, so she can direct it to be her servant and fetch whatever she wants, with its godly powers. One suspects one of her first aims would be a Yoshiki.
Weapon: Soft Toy
Special Attack: Trashtalk - "The one who will lead us to the paradise of Yoshiki with bloodstained hands, despoiled by mankind!"
Key - This curious key she carries about allows her to change the world to shift from normal in its hellish form
Airhead/Jan (previously known as Bobblehead, aka. Zombie Nurse)
Info: A zombie nurse commonly seen in the Brookhaven hospital of Silent Hill town, this time with its head even more empty...
Weapon: none
Special Attack: Kissy Kissy - Zombie nurse attempts to infect you with zombie status by grabbing you and kissing
Molest - ????????
Gavin (role: Vincent O_O)
Info: A strange man, claiming to be on YX's side even though he is also in the Order. Not as fanatical as Elljay and does not want the God to be reborn. Won't stop talking about his 'imaginary friend', a thing named "Chad"
Weapon: none
Special Attack: Mee Soto Dance (effect: ??????)
Welcome to Silent Hill, Elljay style...