WC 2011 Storytime, Part Two!
So uh. I have a new laptop now. And I had to go through the trouble of transferring every bit of data for my stuff over to the new one. But now that that's done with, I can play without worries! So, chapter two of WC2011, go go go!
So, when we last left off, Gramps and I were gonna head off to Satellite for some shoppin'. Yep, nothing notable going on here.
...
I stand corrected.
Of course I'm up early! I get to leave this hick town and go out for once! Also, have you seen the title? I mean, TEAM SATISFACTION! eeeeeee~
Torruuuuuuuu come onnnnn I wanna gooooooo ;A;
EXACTLY. wait did I just agree with gramps aaaaaaaaa-
...Oh well, if it's for your D-Wheel...
Okay okay fine CAN WE GO NOW
YES SO SHUT UP AND LET'S GO.
Anyways after I finish throwing my hissyfit I get the money and a memo from Toru to go buy parts with. And then we arrive at Satellite.
What are you talking about? It's just a derelict, criminal-laden slum. Nothing we don't deal with back home. And listen to that cheery music! It's totally a safe place, Gramps.
After I receive his unneeded concern I go off and look for a decent D-Wheel shop. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
See, Gramps? See? Little kids are running around by themselves around here, just like at home! Totally safe.
Kyaaah, Crow~! You know him?
...o-oh right the player character doesn't know him uh okay so this Crow's a bothersome guy with orange pointy hair. Can't be too hard to spot in a dingy place like this. Shouldn't take any time at all, so I'll help ya, kidlet.
Uh, right.
Actually, Crow's in the next screen over, just head to the right and there he is. It's kinda hilarious actually.
Aww, a happy reunion. *wipes tear*
...:3a?
What. What happen.
WAIT WAIT I DID WHAT.
NOTHING OF THE SORT HAPPENED. USE YOUR BRAIN, IF I REALLY DID TRY TO KIDNAP HER WOULD I REALLY STILL BE HERE RIGHT NOW?!
And then he duels me.
You know what, Gramps, I take it back. You were right. This place is dangerous. It's full of manipulative little brats that string you along into duels with fiery readheads that run broken decks.
So, Lightsworns vs. Blackfeathers! Who will win?
The first two guesses don't count.
So after I kick his ass Crow still is intent on beating me into a pulp in some fashion.
Yeah, what she said!
...wait. NOW you speak up?! alkgjaskldfjladsjfs
If I helped her to get here how does that equal me attempting to kidnap her. >|
YEAH, SERIOUSLY.
Yeah, blame it all on the kid. :| Such a wonderful father.
For "a someone nasty," huh. Me thinks you didn't learn enough grammar from dem cards, Crow.
And then she runs off. Again. Crow = best daddy evar.
But you can call me "sweetie~" if you waaaaaant~<3.
I thought I was gonna get Gale the Whirlwind ;;. But Blizzard the Far North is a pretty sweet tuner too.
So then Crow goes to chase after his wayward kidlet and I'm on my way to...
...uh. What was I doing again. The encounter with the cutie made me forget.
OH. RIGHT. I was looking for some D-Wheel parts. Know where I can get some?
*SHUDDER* DAT RAPEFAIS. d-do i have to come with you
Uh, "treat me well," was it? O-okay...is there any other place I can go to. Preferably one that doesn't look this skeevy.
Sadly, there isn't. So I go in. :V
HEY WEREN'T YOU IN WC2010 IN A RIVAL GANG OR SOMETHING I MEAN
Uh, your skeevy-lookin', rape-faced friend told me about this joint.
Yes, I believe I just said that.
So anyway, this looks like an okay place, it's got the shop music, but a lot of the stuff you have out looks kinda worn down. And where are the cute guys in Dark Magician outfits?
Eh, but the part looks okay and you're pretty nice I guess. Just...try to invest in making the place look less skeevy, why don't you.
Anyways I leave cheery and in a decent mood and perfectly untroubled.
AAAH AAAH AAAH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
So with an animation and a sound that rather makes it look like the character is getting smacked on the ass, the parts are gone as quickly as they came.
No duh, game.
So I chase Gordon into the next screen to the right in which he runs into a derelict building. I try to go in after him and then...
Oh, well you see there was this guy...
B-But he just went in! He must have passed you!
I do believe I smell foul play, my good sir.
Really, now! You must reconsider before I utterly decimate you, young man.
Oh, alright, so there's two of you, no big deal.
...okay, three.
...I CALL FOUL PLAY. GODDAMMIT SOMEBODY HELP ME I'VE GOT THREE BAD MEN BACKING ME UP INTO A WALL AND WANTING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING.
...okay wow I didn't actually expect somebody to respond.
...KYYYYAAAAAAH~<3!
Team Satisfaction, neeeeeeee~! So the episode title didn't lie!
So now the Rude Man is a Sinister-looking Man. Okay.
Uuuuuwwwaaaah, Jaaaakuuuuuu~! Teach 'em good!
Also now the guy is a Dull Man.
So anyways, Kiryuu tells me to hurry up and go after the guy while they take care of the blokes outside. Of course, I listen.
Getting their asses kicked, and duh.
Fuck yes, because that cheekiness of yours pisses me off. Blaming the victim, pah!
Gordon runs an Ice Barrier deck, an archetype that I've been wanting to run for a while. Of course I kick his ass.
Tch. Don't let me see you again, arse.
Outside, Kiryuu lays the final smackdown on the now Weak Thug, forcing him to retreat in humiliation.
Yes, thanks to you guys; and yes, that's the story.
No, the important thing is that I got to meet you cuties~<3. Seriously, I got up early for this. And it was so worth it.
So wait, you're introducing yourself with your dub names, yet you're still Team Satisfaction as opposed to The Enforcers? Guess that's what I get for playing the translated Japanese version as opposed to waiting for an US version. At least I still get to make perverted jokes.
Your other member wouldn't happen to be the little runt who accused me of kidnappin', wouldn't it?
Uhh? Took a look, did you? So you already looked at them...so I guess it's alright but why?
...D: D: D:
and this is where the character's lack of knowledge on D-Wheels comes back to bite them in the ass.
This little visit sounds like a lovely idea, Kiryuu.
And Kiryuu wastes no time in letting his displeasure be known.
Oh, this is going to be wonderful.
Yuusei, you must tell me where you pick up such wonderfully psychotic boyfriends.
After Yuusei and I are done comparing our boy toys (man, Toru is just tame compared to this guy you've got, even if he is an adorable ball of energy and enthusiasm I tell you), Kiryuu finishes cleaning up his mess and gets the money back.
But there's no potential replacements anywhere in their stock. Sob.
Oh really? Lovely. lD So now I get to have Yuusei-certified parts. Eeee~!
Yeah, we had a real lively chat while you were off having your fun, Kiryuu.
Yes. I want to thank him. ;>>
So Kiryuu tells me Jack is over by a broken-down card shop so I head that way. And lo and behold, there he is.
Aha. AHAHA. What a poor deluded man you are.
...of course, Jaaaakuuu~.
And then I kick his ass. Jack runs his pre-series deck, dragon type monsters and such like that. I don't really know what else he's got in there because both times around I beat him pretty quickly, even if the first time around was with the Starter Deck.
Eh. It's a decent beatstick and you can call it out quickly if you want a quick Synchro Summon or Tribute Summon.
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHY WERE YOU WATCHING. I FEEL SO VIOLATED EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE IT'S YOU~<3.
also Kiryuu gets turned on so easily that duel was totes not my best, hun.
so if you didn't catch that Kiryuu wants duel too.
Gladly~<3. Who can resist a face like that?
Kiryuu runs a basic dark-type beatstick deck. And I kicked his ass. Be careful of Trageodia tho'.
I aim to please. <3
Decent beatstick, I used to abuse that thing a lot before I knew how to structure proper decks. XD
And then he leaves me. ;^;
But then this cutie comes back to me! :D Also I get his parts.
And then he tries to leave. But but but I need to pay you for theseeeeee
Ffffffff such a gentleman~<3!
Of course, hot stuff. >D
You know that once I beat you, control of Satellite shifts to me since I'd have beaten all of Team Satisfaction, eh?
WAIT I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING GOD ALSDKJGLADSKJGLASKFJA.
so yeah Yuusei's the only one out of Team Satisfaction who managed to force me to restart the duel in an attempt to beat him.
CHEATER.
i-i mean
;;
*bats eyelashes*
Good tuner for quick Synchro Summons.
Yes. Farewell, my loves. ;A;
Oh, definitely.
Anyways, then I run off, but Gramps lets you run around Satellite for a bit before it's time to go, because once you leave it starts the next chapter. While running around, I talk to Jack again.
Keep this little gem in mind. It's nice foreshadowing that I didn't notice the first time around. XD
And then it's time to go home. ;A;
Yep! No trouble at all.
And then I leave for home, but not before giving back one last glance to Satellite, the territory of Team Satisfaction.
So, when we last left off, Gramps and I were gonna head off to Satellite for some shoppin'. Yep, nothing notable going on here.
...
I stand corrected.
Of course I'm up early! I get to leave this hick town and go out for once! Also, have you seen the title? I mean, TEAM SATISFACTION! eeeeeee~
Torruuuuuuuu come onnnnn I wanna gooooooo ;A;
EXACTLY. wait did I just agree with gramps aaaaaaaaa-
...Oh well, if it's for your D-Wheel...
Okay okay fine CAN WE GO NOW
YES SO SHUT UP AND LET'S GO.
Anyways after I finish throwing my hissyfit I get the money and a memo from Toru to go buy parts with. And then we arrive at Satellite.
What are you talking about? It's just a derelict, criminal-laden slum. Nothing we don't deal with back home. And listen to that cheery music! It's totally a safe place, Gramps.
After I receive his unneeded concern I go off and look for a decent D-Wheel shop. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
See, Gramps? See? Little kids are running around by themselves around here, just like at home! Totally safe.
Kyaaah, Crow~! You know him?
...o-oh right the player character doesn't know him uh okay so this Crow's a bothersome guy with orange pointy hair. Can't be too hard to spot in a dingy place like this. Shouldn't take any time at all, so I'll help ya, kidlet.
Uh, right.
Actually, Crow's in the next screen over, just head to the right and there he is. It's kinda hilarious actually.
Aww, a happy reunion. *wipes tear*
...:3a?
What. What happen.
WAIT WAIT I DID WHAT.
NOTHING OF THE SORT HAPPENED. USE YOUR BRAIN, IF I REALLY DID TRY TO KIDNAP HER WOULD I REALLY STILL BE HERE RIGHT NOW?!
And then he duels me.
You know what, Gramps, I take it back. You were right. This place is dangerous. It's full of manipulative little brats that string you along into duels with fiery readheads that run broken decks.
So, Lightsworns vs. Blackfeathers! Who will win?
The first two guesses don't count.
So after I kick his ass Crow still is intent on beating me into a pulp in some fashion.
Yeah, what she said!
...wait. NOW you speak up?! alkgjaskldfjladsjfs
If I helped her to get here how does that equal me attempting to kidnap her. >|
YEAH, SERIOUSLY.
Yeah, blame it all on the kid. :| Such a wonderful father.
For "a someone nasty," huh. Me thinks you didn't learn enough grammar from dem cards, Crow.
And then she runs off. Again. Crow = best daddy evar.
But you can call me "sweetie~" if you waaaaaant~<3.
I thought I was gonna get Gale the Whirlwind ;;. But Blizzard the Far North is a pretty sweet tuner too.
So then Crow goes to chase after his wayward kidlet and I'm on my way to...
...uh. What was I doing again. The encounter with the cutie made me forget.
OH. RIGHT. I was looking for some D-Wheel parts. Know where I can get some?
*SHUDDER* DAT RAPEFAIS. d-do i have to come with you
Uh, "treat me well," was it? O-okay...is there any other place I can go to. Preferably one that doesn't look this skeevy.
Sadly, there isn't. So I go in. :V
HEY WEREN'T YOU IN WC2010 IN A RIVAL GANG OR SOMETHING I MEAN
Uh, your skeevy-lookin', rape-faced friend told me about this joint.
Yes, I believe I just said that.
So anyway, this looks like an okay place, it's got the shop music, but a lot of the stuff you have out looks kinda worn down. And where are the cute guys in Dark Magician outfits?
Eh, but the part looks okay and you're pretty nice I guess. Just...try to invest in making the place look less skeevy, why don't you.
Anyways I leave cheery and in a decent mood and perfectly untroubled.
AAAH AAAH AAAH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
So with an animation and a sound that rather makes it look like the character is getting smacked on the ass, the parts are gone as quickly as they came.
No duh, game.
So I chase Gordon into the next screen to the right in which he runs into a derelict building. I try to go in after him and then...
Oh, well you see there was this guy...
B-But he just went in! He must have passed you!
I do believe I smell foul play, my good sir.
Really, now! You must reconsider before I utterly decimate you, young man.
Oh, alright, so there's two of you, no big deal.
...okay, three.
...I CALL FOUL PLAY. GODDAMMIT SOMEBODY HELP ME I'VE GOT THREE BAD MEN BACKING ME UP INTO A WALL AND WANTING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING.
...okay wow I didn't actually expect somebody to respond.
...KYYYYAAAAAAH~<3!
Team Satisfaction, neeeeeeee~! So the episode title didn't lie!
So now the Rude Man is a Sinister-looking Man. Okay.
Uuuuuwwwaaaah, Jaaaakuuuuuu~! Teach 'em good!
Also now the guy is a Dull Man.
So anyways, Kiryuu tells me to hurry up and go after the guy while they take care of the blokes outside. Of course, I listen.
Getting their asses kicked, and duh.
Fuck yes, because that cheekiness of yours pisses me off. Blaming the victim, pah!
Gordon runs an Ice Barrier deck, an archetype that I've been wanting to run for a while. Of course I kick his ass.
Tch. Don't let me see you again, arse.
Outside, Kiryuu lays the final smackdown on the now Weak Thug, forcing him to retreat in humiliation.
Yes, thanks to you guys; and yes, that's the story.
No, the important thing is that I got to meet you cuties~<3. Seriously, I got up early for this. And it was so worth it.
So wait, you're introducing yourself with your dub names, yet you're still Team Satisfaction as opposed to The Enforcers? Guess that's what I get for playing the translated Japanese version as opposed to waiting for an US version. At least I still get to make perverted jokes.
Your other member wouldn't happen to be the little runt who accused me of kidnappin', wouldn't it?
Uhh? Took a look, did you? So you already looked at them...so I guess it's alright but why?
...D: D: D:
and this is where the character's lack of knowledge on D-Wheels comes back to bite them in the ass.
This little visit sounds like a lovely idea, Kiryuu.
And Kiryuu wastes no time in letting his displeasure be known.
Oh, this is going to be wonderful.
Yuusei, you must tell me where you pick up such wonderfully psychotic boyfriends.
After Yuusei and I are done comparing our boy toys (man, Toru is just tame compared to this guy you've got, even if he is an adorable ball of energy and enthusiasm I tell you), Kiryuu finishes cleaning up his mess and gets the money back.
But there's no potential replacements anywhere in their stock. Sob.
Oh really? Lovely. lD So now I get to have Yuusei-certified parts. Eeee~!
Yeah, we had a real lively chat while you were off having your fun, Kiryuu.
Yes. I want to thank him. ;>>
So Kiryuu tells me Jack is over by a broken-down card shop so I head that way. And lo and behold, there he is.
Aha. AHAHA. What a poor deluded man you are.
...of course, Jaaaakuuu~.
And then I kick his ass. Jack runs his pre-series deck, dragon type monsters and such like that. I don't really know what else he's got in there because both times around I beat him pretty quickly, even if the first time around was with the Starter Deck.
Eh. It's a decent beatstick and you can call it out quickly if you want a quick Synchro Summon or Tribute Summon.
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHY WERE YOU WATCHING. I FEEL SO VIOLATED EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE IT'S YOU~<3.
also Kiryuu gets turned on so easily that duel was totes not my best, hun.
so if you didn't catch that Kiryuu wants duel too.
Gladly~<3. Who can resist a face like that?
Kiryuu runs a basic dark-type beatstick deck. And I kicked his ass. Be careful of Trageodia tho'.
I aim to please. <3
Decent beatstick, I used to abuse that thing a lot before I knew how to structure proper decks. XD
And then he leaves me. ;^;
But then this cutie comes back to me! :D Also I get his parts.
And then he tries to leave. But but but I need to pay you for theseeeeee
Ffffffff such a gentleman~<3!
Of course, hot stuff. >D
You know that once I beat you, control of Satellite shifts to me since I'd have beaten all of Team Satisfaction, eh?
WAIT I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING GOD ALSDKJGLADSKJGLASKFJA.
so yeah Yuusei's the only one out of Team Satisfaction who managed to force me to restart the duel in an attempt to beat him.
CHEATER.
i-i mean
;;
*bats eyelashes*
Good tuner for quick Synchro Summons.
Yes. Farewell, my loves. ;A;
Oh, definitely.
Anyways, then I run off, but Gramps lets you run around Satellite for a bit before it's time to go, because once you leave it starts the next chapter. While running around, I talk to Jack again.
Keep this little gem in mind. It's nice foreshadowing that I didn't notice the first time around. XD
And then it's time to go home. ;A;
Yep! No trouble at all.
And then I leave for home, but not before giving back one last glance to Satellite, the territory of Team Satisfaction.