crack!crossover theory is crack forever (I'll stop updating this every other minute eventually :| )
[14:38] Zalkanis: I'm tired ^^; And working on a crack theory
[14:38] Zalkanis: Clark = Paradox or related to Paradox
[14:38] Zalkanis: I'm calling it D
[14:39] northwindgully: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[14:39] northwindgully: ahahahaahah
[14:40] northwindgully: that executive/president of the Momentum Express?
[14:40] Zalkanis: YES
[14:41] northwindgully: well he is smarmy-looking lD
[14:41] Zalkanis: I'm making a comparison picture now
[14:41] northwindgully: XD
[14:41] northwindgully: /made an art post yesterday
[14:42] Zalkanis: I saw it! Hooray for Giygasei
[14:42] Zalkanis: OH AND
[14:42] Zalkanis: INFINITY SENDS YUSEI INTO THE PAST
[14:42] Zalkanis: ...Clark is Apple Kid
[14:42] northwindgully: XDDDDDDDDD
[14:42] Zalkanis: And Clark is tied to that weird grey spiral thing from the OP
[14:43] Zalkanis: Yusei gets sent to the PLACE where he fights GIYGAS in the DEVIL'S MACHINE
[14:44] northwindgully: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[14:44] Zalkanis: It really looks like The Place o_o
[14:45] Zalkanis: Except Yusei isn't a robot... whoo--- WAIT A MINUTE
[14:45] Zalkanis: SO THAT'S HOW HE BECAME ZONE
[14:45] Zalkanis: ...But wait, if Zone is Giygas----
[14:45] Zalkanis: Oh shit.
[14:45] northwindgully: ?
[14:45] northwindgully: ...oh shit indeed
[14:45] Zalkanis: Yusei becomes Giygas?
[14:46] northwindgully: YUUSEI'S AN ALIEN
[14:46] northwindgully: his mother was an alien sent to Earth to be impregnated
[14:46] Zalkanis: IT'S JUST LIKE
[14:46] Zalkanis: THAT PORKY THEORY
[14:46] northwindgully: by evil!alien Light
[14:46] northwindgully: OH GOD IT IS
[14:47] Zalkanis: Porky is Giygas
After a million years in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Pokey is found by some aliens, His shriveled form is mistaken for a baby alien, and he is adopted and renamed Giygas. Cue Mother 1 and Earthbound. Giygas is "H...A...P...P...Y..." to see Ness because he recognizes him, as the only boy Porky was ever even kind of friends with.
Well of course. Look at Giygas' sprite in Mother 1. He's inside some strange capsule. And what is he inside of in Earthbound? Another strange capsule. He does all of this from inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule as it is modified by the aliens over the years.
And how do you explain Giygas's thin, chalk-white, tailed alien form from Earthbound Zero? And are you saying that Maria's time with "Giygas" happened entirely while he was inside the capsule?
[14:48] Zalkanis: So yeah
[14:48] Zalkanis: Too bad Yusei, you're fucked.
[14:50] northwindgully: oh dearrrr
[14:50] northwindgully: no wonder they want to change the future.
a
[14:51] northwindgully: HEY
[14:51] northwindgully: SO THAT'S WHY MAMA DISAPPEARED ONLY TO BE SEEN IN A SINGLE PICTURE
[14:51] northwindgully: THE TENORS KIDNAPPED HER TO BABYSIT Z-ONE.
[14:51] Zalkanis: fffffffffffffffffffffff
[14:51] northwindgully: and Zero Reverse was their cover-up
[14:51] Zalkanis: Mama Fudo thinks she's a Queen and is trapped in her own mind?
[14:51] northwindgully: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[14:52] Zalkanis: And Yusei uses the Crimson Dragon to influence people outside the robot, outside of his own time
[14:52] Zalkanis: Like how Giygas manipulated everyone
[14:53] Zalkanis: IT
[14:53] Zalkanis: IS
[14:53] Zalkanis: AWESOME
[14:53] Zalkanis:
b
[14:53] northwindgully: /POSTING THIS ON LIVEJOURNAL FOREVER
[14:54] Zalkanis: I WAS THINKING OF THAT JUST NOW
[14:54] Zalkanis: DO IT
[14:54] northwindgully: also we need to get people to roleplay some kind of YGO/Mother crossover
[14:54] northwindgully: NOW
[14:54] northwindgully: gdi
[14:54] Zalkanis: ffffff
[14:54] Zalkanis: Also
[14:55] Zalkanis: http://files.fobby.net/0000/332a/Mother%202%20Giegue.PNG IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ZONE
[14:55] Zalkanis: Yusei's body was badly deformed in Zone
[14:55] Zalkanis: Hence all the wrinkles around his eye
[14:55] northwindgully: OH MY GOD
[14:56] Zalkanis: (Also I'd love it if the writers referenced something else other than Gurren Lagann... >: )
[14:56] Zalkanis: Even if Gurren Lagann is awesome
[14:57] Zalkanis: REFERENCE MOTHER
[14:57] Zalkanis: FOR JUSTICE
[14:57] northwindgully: FOR SWEET MAGIC CAKE
[14:57] northwindgully: wait
[14:57] northwindgully: ;w;
[15:00] Zalkanis: XD
[15:00] Zalkanis: And Aki is Kumatora
[15:00] Zalkanis: And Jack is Poo
[15:00] northwindgully: ffffff duh
[15:00] Zalkanis: Crow is...uh...
[15:00] Zalkanis: Duster
[15:00] northwindgully: YES
[15:00] Zalkanis:
[15:00] northwindgully: only he has a lame left arm instead of a lame leg
[15:00] Zalkanis: YES
[15:01] Zalkanis: And he's a thief
[15:01] northwindgully: because he pulled a daedalus
[15:01] northwindgully: gdi I need to edit that post now XD
[15:01] Zalkanis:
[15:01] northwindgully: and he's raised by bitchy but awesome old man!Rex
[15:01] northwindgully: or Pearson.
[15:01] northwindgully: ...no it's Rex.
[15:01] Zalkanis: fffffffffffffff
[15:03] Zalkanis: You need to add that bit
[15:03] northwindgully: Rex used a Secret Thief Arts Technique!
[15:04] Zalkanis: Ahahahaha
[15:04] northwindgully: Rex scolded Crow sharply!
[15:05] Zalkanis: Who is Alec, then?
[15:06] northwindgully: Yanagi.
[15:06] Zalkanis: AHAHAHAHA
[15:07] Zalkanis: Yusei has even the hair for Giygas...
[15:07] northwindgully: oh god
[15:07] northwindgully: don't make me wanna draw it
[15:07] Zalkanis: Don't worry, I already did
[15:07] northwindgully: oh yeah XD
[15:07] northwindgully: .../will still end up drawing it eventually
[15:08] Zalkanis: http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2615/giygaseialone.gif
[15:08] northwindgully: ahaha I remember that lD
[15:09] Zalkanis: I need to make it more crazy
[15:09] Zalkanis: Like Darrow's comic
[15:09] northwindgully: pffffft
[15:10] Zalkanis: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11220892
[15:11] northwindgully: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[15:12] northwindgully: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11323199&tag=%E9%81%8A%E6%88%AF%E7%8E%8B5D%27s what is this
[15:12] Zalkanis: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11096889 And this, naturally...
[15:13] Zalkanis: Giygas being ordered around by Porky Minch
[15:13] northwindgully: XDDDD
[15:14] Zalkanis: Mani Mani Yusei!
[15:16] northwindgully: pfffffffffft
[15:18] Zalkanis: I must draaaaaaaaaw
[15:18] northwindgully: ahahahaha
[15:19] Zalkanis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRL5TWF_0eU
[15:21] Zalkanis: http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/caveofpast.php Look at the pictures
[15:22] Zalkanis: http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9574/5dsop4lastshot.jpg
[15:23] Zalkanis: And well, that planet. Obligatory.
[15:23] Zalkanis: Or just http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/image/maps/caveofthepast.png
[15:24] northwindgully: hnnnnnngggghhhh lD
[15:28] Zalkanis: But wait, if Zone sent Bruno to stop the Tenors...
[15:28] Zalkanis: Tenors = Chosen... Three?
[15:29] Zalkanis: WHOOPS
[15:30] northwindgully: AHAHAHAHA
[15:30] northwindgully: uh-oh.
[15:30] northwindgully: BRUNO IS THE MASKED MAN
[15:30] northwindgully: no wait
[15:30] northwindgully: uh
[15:30] Zalkanis: Lawl.
[15:31] Zalkanis: Deadred? XD
[15:31] northwindgully: pffffft
[15:31] Zalkanis: How was that alien called who kidnaps Paula?
[15:32] northwindgully: he was some...tentacle alien thing
[15:32] northwindgully: Uh.
[15:32] Zalkanis: Yeah, him.
[15:33] northwindgully: what the hell
[15:33] northwindgully: when I try to edit my LJ entry I just get a blank box
[15:33] northwindgully: WHERE'S MY TEXT, LJ
[15:33] Zalkanis: And Zone wants to make every possibility possible to keep himself alive |D
[15:33] northwindgully: pfffft
[15:33] Zalkanis: OR
[15:34] Zalkanis: The Tenors are Happy Happyists...
[15:34] Zalkanis: Hence why they call Zone their God
[15:34] northwindgully: ffffffffff
[15:34] Zalkanis: Well they worshiped the Mani Mani statue but whatever XD
[15:35] Zalkanis: Or
[15:35] Zalkanis: Bruno is a Chimera
[14:38] Zalkanis: Clark = Paradox or related to Paradox
[14:38] Zalkanis: I'm calling it D
[14:39] northwindgully: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[14:39] northwindgully: ahahahaahah
[14:40] northwindgully: that executive/president of the Momentum Express?
[14:40] Zalkanis: YES
[14:41] northwindgully: well he is smarmy-looking lD
[14:41] Zalkanis: I'm making a comparison picture now
[14:41] northwindgully: XD
[14:41] northwindgully: /made an art post yesterday
[14:42] Zalkanis: I saw it! Hooray for Giygasei
[14:42] Zalkanis: OH AND
[14:42] Zalkanis: INFINITY SENDS YUSEI INTO THE PAST
[14:42] Zalkanis: ...Clark is Apple Kid
[14:42] northwindgully: XDDDDDDDDD
[14:42] Zalkanis: And Clark is tied to that weird grey spiral thing from the OP
[14:43] Zalkanis: Yusei gets sent to the PLACE where he fights GIYGAS in the DEVIL'S MACHINE
[14:44] northwindgully: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[14:44] Zalkanis: It really looks like The Place o_o
[14:45] Zalkanis: Except Yusei isn't a robot... whoo--- WAIT A MINUTE
[14:45] Zalkanis: SO THAT'S HOW HE BECAME ZONE
[14:45] Zalkanis: ...But wait, if Zone is Giygas----
[14:45] Zalkanis: Oh shit.
[14:45] northwindgully: ?
[14:45] northwindgully: ...oh shit indeed
[14:45] Zalkanis: Yusei becomes Giygas?
[14:46] northwindgully: YUUSEI'S AN ALIEN
[14:46] northwindgully: his mother was an alien sent to Earth to be impregnated
[14:46] Zalkanis: IT'S JUST LIKE
[14:46] Zalkanis: THAT PORKY THEORY
[14:46] northwindgully: by evil!alien Light
[14:46] northwindgully: OH GOD IT IS
[14:47] Zalkanis: Porky is Giygas
After a million years in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Pokey is found by some aliens, His shriveled form is mistaken for a baby alien, and he is adopted and renamed Giygas. Cue Mother 1 and Earthbound. Giygas is "H...A...P...P...Y..." to see Ness because he recognizes him, as the only boy Porky was ever even kind of friends with.
Well of course. Look at Giygas' sprite in Mother 1. He's inside some strange capsule. And what is he inside of in Earthbound? Another strange capsule. He does all of this from inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule as it is modified by the aliens over the years.
And how do you explain Giygas's thin, chalk-white, tailed alien form from Earthbound Zero? And are you saying that Maria's time with "Giygas" happened entirely while he was inside the capsule?
[14:48] Zalkanis: So yeah
[14:48] Zalkanis: Too bad Yusei, you're fucked.
[14:50] northwindgully: oh dearrrr
[14:50] northwindgully: no wonder they want to change the future.
a
[14:51] northwindgully: HEY
[14:51] northwindgully: SO THAT'S WHY MAMA DISAPPEARED ONLY TO BE SEEN IN A SINGLE PICTURE
[14:51] northwindgully: THE TENORS KIDNAPPED HER TO BABYSIT Z-ONE.
[14:51] Zalkanis: fffffffffffffffffffffff
[14:51] northwindgully: and Zero Reverse was their cover-up
[14:51] Zalkanis: Mama Fudo thinks she's a Queen and is trapped in her own mind?
[14:51] northwindgully: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[14:52] Zalkanis: And Yusei uses the Crimson Dragon to influence people outside the robot, outside of his own time
[14:52] Zalkanis: Like how Giygas manipulated everyone
[14:53] Zalkanis: IT
[14:53] Zalkanis: IS
[14:53] Zalkanis: AWESOME
[14:53] Zalkanis:
b
[14:53] northwindgully: /POSTING THIS ON LIVEJOURNAL FOREVER
[14:54] Zalkanis: I WAS THINKING OF THAT JUST NOW
[14:54] Zalkanis: DO IT
[14:54] northwindgully: also we need to get people to roleplay some kind of YGO/Mother crossover
[14:54] northwindgully: NOW
[14:54] northwindgully: gdi
[14:54] Zalkanis: ffffff
[14:54] Zalkanis: Also
[14:55] Zalkanis: http://files.fobby.net/0000/332a/Mother%202%20Giegue.PNG IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ZONE
[14:55] Zalkanis: Yusei's body was badly deformed in Zone
[14:55] Zalkanis: Hence all the wrinkles around his eye
[14:55] northwindgully: OH MY GOD
[14:56] Zalkanis: (Also I'd love it if the writers referenced something else other than Gurren Lagann... >: )
[14:56] Zalkanis: Even if Gurren Lagann is awesome
[14:57] Zalkanis: REFERENCE MOTHER
[14:57] Zalkanis: FOR JUSTICE
[14:57] northwindgully: FOR SWEET MAGIC CAKE
[14:57] northwindgully: wait
[14:57] northwindgully: ;w;
[15:00] Zalkanis: XD
[15:00] Zalkanis: And Aki is Kumatora
[15:00] Zalkanis: And Jack is Poo
[15:00] northwindgully: ffffff duh
[15:00] Zalkanis: Crow is...uh...
[15:00] Zalkanis: Duster
[15:00] northwindgully: YES
[15:00] Zalkanis:
[15:00] northwindgully: only he has a lame left arm instead of a lame leg
[15:00] Zalkanis: YES
[15:01] Zalkanis: And he's a thief
[15:01] northwindgully: because he pulled a daedalus
[15:01] northwindgully: gdi I need to edit that post now XD
[15:01] Zalkanis:
[15:01] northwindgully: and he's raised by bitchy but awesome old man!Rex
[15:01] northwindgully: or Pearson.
[15:01] northwindgully: ...no it's Rex.
[15:01] Zalkanis: fffffffffffffff
[15:03] Zalkanis: You need to add that bit
[15:03] northwindgully: Rex used a Secret Thief Arts Technique!
[15:04] Zalkanis: Ahahahaha
[15:04] northwindgully: Rex scolded Crow sharply!
[15:05] Zalkanis: Who is Alec, then?
[15:06] northwindgully: Yanagi.
[15:06] Zalkanis: AHAHAHAHA
[15:07] Zalkanis: Yusei has even the hair for Giygas...
[15:07] northwindgully: oh god
[15:07] northwindgully: don't make me wanna draw it
[15:07] Zalkanis: Don't worry, I already did
[15:07] northwindgully: oh yeah XD
[15:07] northwindgully: .../will still end up drawing it eventually
[15:08] Zalkanis: http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2615/giygaseialone.gif
[15:08] northwindgully: ahaha I remember that lD
[15:09] Zalkanis: I need to make it more crazy
[15:09] Zalkanis: Like Darrow's comic
[15:09] northwindgully: pffffft
[15:10] Zalkanis: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11220892
[15:11] northwindgully: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[15:12] northwindgully: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11323199&tag=%E9%81%8A%E6%88%AF%E7%8E%8B5D%27s what is this
[15:12] Zalkanis: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11096889 And this, naturally...
[15:13] Zalkanis: Giygas being ordered around by Porky Minch
[15:13] northwindgully: XDDDD
[15:14] Zalkanis: Mani Mani Yusei!
[15:16] northwindgully: pfffffffffft
[15:18] Zalkanis: I must draaaaaaaaaw
[15:18] northwindgully: ahahahaha
[15:19] Zalkanis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRL5TWF_0eU
[15:21] Zalkanis: http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/caveofpast.php Look at the pictures
[15:22] Zalkanis: http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9574/5dsop4lastshot.jpg
[15:23] Zalkanis: And well, that planet. Obligatory.
[15:23] Zalkanis: Or just http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/image/maps/caveofthepast.png
[15:24] northwindgully: hnnnnnngggghhhh lD
[15:28] Zalkanis: But wait, if Zone sent Bruno to stop the Tenors...
[15:28] Zalkanis: Tenors = Chosen... Three?
[15:29] Zalkanis: WHOOPS
[15:30] northwindgully: AHAHAHAHA
[15:30] northwindgully: uh-oh.
[15:30] northwindgully: BRUNO IS THE MASKED MAN
[15:30] northwindgully: no wait
[15:30] northwindgully: uh
[15:30] Zalkanis: Lawl.
[15:31] Zalkanis: Deadred? XD
[15:31] northwindgully: pffffft
[15:31] Zalkanis: How was that alien called who kidnaps Paula?
[15:32] northwindgully: he was some...tentacle alien thing
[15:32] northwindgully: Uh.
[15:32] Zalkanis: Yeah, him.
[15:33] northwindgully: what the hell
[15:33] northwindgully: when I try to edit my LJ entry I just get a blank box
[15:33] northwindgully: WHERE'S MY TEXT, LJ
[15:33] Zalkanis: And Zone wants to make every possibility possible to keep himself alive |D
[15:33] northwindgully: pfffft
[15:33] Zalkanis: OR
[15:34] Zalkanis: The Tenors are Happy Happyists...
[15:34] Zalkanis: Hence why they call Zone their God
[15:34] northwindgully: ffffffffff
[15:34] Zalkanis: Well they worshiped the Mani Mani statue but whatever XD
[15:35] Zalkanis: Or
[15:35] Zalkanis: Bruno is a Chimera