5D's 88: northwind

northwind_gale

5D's 88

Dec 09, 2009 16:41

Excuse me, keysmashing.

Aaaand here we go

We start out with the last few seconds of footage from 87
And it looks like Ramon's group is...
...threatening Yuusei with duel disks...?
yeah, only in YGO.
And Kiryuu gets them to back down with words of...well, not confidence, but...it makes them back down
More duel
*settles down for episode-length duel*
hey as long as we keep getting shots like this I'm satisfied
Kiryuu summons a new Synchro
Infernity Death Dragon, I think he said...
And Yuusei responds with
of course, the extension of his penis he keeps waving about
god use something new, Yuusei
...at least you used a new strategy to summon it this time
SHOWDOWN
And...
wait how did Yuusei up it to 4000 ATK using
the little demon skateboard..thing?
alksdjf.
...wait.
Duel's over?
...THAT WAS QUICK
IT HASN'T EVEN HIT THE SECOND HALF YET
And suddenly, Yuusei's remembering the plan.
Step one: take the dynamite hidden in the flowers.
Step two: Throw the dynamite just as they lasso Kiryuu
(eeeeeeeee, lassoed Kiryuu~ )
Step three: Get Kiryuu the fuck outta there.
JEEZ, WHY ARE YOU FLASHBACKING WHAT'S HAPPENING BEFORE IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
SOMETHING'S UP
ASDFLDSF WHATEVER. JUST DO THE PL-
wait that doesn't look like sticks of dynamite-
O_O
wait
what just
did she just
I DEMAND AN EXPLANANTION. NOW.
...OH, FUCK YOU TOO, SHOW.
NOOOOOOOOO. ;A;
Dun take him away
Boasting, gloating, and...
...wait what
random duelist come
and he looks like
Ushio's cousin with Saiga's color scheme.
...what the fuck is that thing
some kind of Eldrich Abomination of gun disks and stuff
...and did he just chuck a gun at Ramon's face. DUDE.
He tells the people in the wagon to stop carrying the coffin away-is he an ally?
Or is he an enemy, considering he seems to be siding with Malcolm's group...
Anyways, he challenges Ramon to a duel
Ramon protests that Duel Time is almost up-they're only allowed to play for the duration of the sunset and the sun is below the horizon
New guy claims he only needs ONE TAN
And we get duel
and Rotton (which is apparently the guy who Malcolm's been waiting for...) summons...
...some kind of monster with a turret gun for an arm?
And he does stuff and
...fires a shitload of bullets at him. Yes bullets.
First we get sawed off energy shotguns hidden in bouquets
then we get actual turret guns that shoot actual bullets that would actually kill if they were real
Yeah, Japan's giving you the middle finger big time, 4Kids.
So anyway Rotton does that one turn kill he promised...before Ramon can even make a move. o_o
And then he gets in that...thing...and threatens the rest of the Ramon group.
Who of course, being background NPCs and the standard peons
throw their guns down and flee as fast as they fucking can.
And...Yuusei's still lying on the ground thar. Stunned that much?
Anyways, he's dragged up by two peons and...
Yeah, getting it rubbed into his face that YEW GOT TRICKED AND YEW TOO TRUSTING
I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD WE GET TO GET THAT DAMNED KIRYUU OUT OF THE WAY? WHO ELSE BUT THE DUEL KING~?
GLOATING And...
...did she just bitchslap him?
fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
see this is why you don't have an affair with your boss' wife/fiance.
you really should keep that in mind you know
Foe Yay?
adslfjdslkf.
And Yuusei gets thrown into a coffin too...
wait how
wasn't there only one coffin there? And it's currently occupied by Kiryuu?
consistency can has?
Anyways, Yuusei, Kiryuu, and Ramon are carted off to the mountain
Malcolm group's taken over town
NPC's are just walking away from the celebration, like "bitch, please."
Seriously, not even a hint of worry/surprise at the essential double cross that pretty much got them complete control? God, NPCs.
The little boy that calls Kiryuu "niichan" looks heartbroken as they're carted off
And he's hugged by some other girl.
Well, there goes that theory that Barbara was the little boy's sister that Kiryuu tells him to get the fuck out of town with before they get hurt.
And they're in the mountain
asldfjdslfjs why does that look so funny idek
either the bad animation or the fact that they're holding them in those things
and then they take them off and...
akldfjlsjflsjflsdkfj
replace them with collars!!!!!!!
Electroshock bondage collars!!!
Fun for everyone!!!!
cue fangirl squeal
just imagine it's your hands putting that on. :D
And while Ramon makes a protesting fuss and distracts the guards
Yuusei steals a bent nail from the things they were carted in with
And...off to the mines they go
...they aren't using what I think they're using, are they
WHIPS
asldfjlsadjflasj
FANGIRL DROOL
wait why do they only whip Kiryuu
Yuusei stands there doing nothing but worrying for Kiryuu
for much longer than Kiryuu's brief stumbling.
YUUSEI BE NEEDING SOME WHIPPING TOO
And back to Crash Town, where Malcolm gang is partying in the streets
what differences can you find in the two pics? XD
Anyway, Barbara's now gone to being Malcolm's drunk bimbo fiance
Everyone's so drunk they don't notice the little kids making off with Yuu's D-Wheel
Well Rotton does. He doesn't seem to care. Hm...
So they be minin'
Yuusei wants to talk to Kiryuu, Kiryuu ain't responding
And then there's a guy who's collapsed
I think he be dead.
Anyways, he's dragged off without ceremony and with plenty of disrespect
Yuusei wants to stop them from treating others this way and he's stopped
by Kiryuu?
Hey, there's a response from him!
Ah, short lived. He goes back to work.
Yuusei tells him they have a chance to escape
Kiryuu doubts it
Yuusei points toward some crack or opening or some such thing
Kiryuu points to the collar in response
Yuusei then takes the rusty nail and...
...undoes the collar's locking mechanism!
Now it's just hanging there, to be discarded whenever~
...I kinda sorta wish it was working a bit longer. So short...;;
Kiryuu still doesn't want to escape though-doesn't have the heart for it, poor baby. ;A;
And Yuusei seems heartbroken by how he still can't get through to him without words or cards.
...it's over
ALREADY
THIS EPISODE WAS TOO SHORT
AOJDFLASJF
PREVIEW:
Escape from the mountain on Yuu's D-Wheel!
But before hand, Yuusei actually needs to convince Kiryuu to leave!
And what better way to convince him than by
...wait, giving him a handjob? aljsdfldjf.
...oh no wait never mind he was just punching him
ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY DID SOME PROPER COURSE OF ACTION HERE
NOW SOMEBODY GO CORRECTION!PUNCH YUUSEI.
oh and Yuusei's in a duel against Rottom
...wait what

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