Dec 09, 2009 16:41
Excuse me, keysmashing.
Aaaand here we go
- We start out with the last few seconds of footage from 87
- And it looks like Ramon's group is...
- ...threatening Yuusei with duel disks...?
- yeah, only in YGO.
- And Kiryuu gets them to back down with words of...well, not confidence, but...it makes them back down
- More duel
- *settles down for episode-length duel*
- hey as long as we keep getting shots like this I'm satisfied
- Kiryuu summons a new Synchro
- Infernity Death Dragon, I think he said...
- And Yuusei responds with
- of course, the extension of his penis he keeps waving about
- god use something new, Yuusei
- ...at least you used a new strategy to summon it this time
- SHOWDOWN
- And...
- wait how did Yuusei up it to 4000 ATK using
- the little demon skateboard..thing?
- alksdjf.
- ...wait.
- Duel's over?
- ...THAT WAS QUICK
- IT HASN'T EVEN HIT THE SECOND HALF YET
- And suddenly, Yuusei's remembering the plan.
- Step one: take the dynamite hidden in the flowers.
- Step two: Throw the dynamite just as they lasso Kiryuu
- (eeeeeeeee, lassoed Kiryuu~ )
- Step three: Get Kiryuu the fuck outta there.
- JEEZ, WHY ARE YOU FLASHBACKING WHAT'S HAPPENING BEFORE IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
- SOMETHING'S UP
- ASDFLDSF WHATEVER. JUST DO THE PL-
- wait that doesn't look like sticks of dynamite-
- O_O
- wait
- what just
- did she just
- I DEMAND AN EXPLANANTION. NOW.
- ...OH, FUCK YOU TOO, SHOW.
- NOOOOOOOOO. ;A;
- Dun take him away
- Boasting, gloating, and...
- ...wait what
- random duelist come
- and he looks like
- Ushio's cousin with Saiga's color scheme.
- ...what the fuck is that thing
- some kind of Eldrich Abomination of gun disks and stuff
- ...and did he just chuck a gun at Ramon's face. DUDE.
- He tells the people in the wagon to stop carrying the coffin away-is he an ally?
- Or is he an enemy, considering he seems to be siding with Malcolm's group...
- Anyways, he challenges Ramon to a duel
- Ramon protests that Duel Time is almost up-they're only allowed to play for the duration of the sunset and the sun is below the horizon
- New guy claims he only needs ONE TAN
- And we get duel
- and Rotton (which is apparently the guy who Malcolm's been waiting for...) summons...
- ...some kind of monster with a turret gun for an arm?
- And he does stuff and
- ...fires a shitload of bullets at him. Yes bullets.
- First we get sawed off energy shotguns hidden in bouquets
- then we get actual turret guns that shoot actual bullets that would actually kill if they were real
- Yeah, Japan's giving you the middle finger big time, 4Kids.
- So anyway Rotton does that one turn kill he promised...before Ramon can even make a move. o_o
- And then he gets in that...thing...and threatens the rest of the Ramon group.
- Who of course, being background NPCs and the standard peons
- throw their guns down and flee as fast as they fucking can.
- And...Yuusei's still lying on the ground thar. Stunned that much?
- Anyways, he's dragged up by two peons and...
- Yeah, getting it rubbed into his face that YEW GOT TRICKED AND YEW TOO TRUSTING
- I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD WE GET TO GET THAT DAMNED KIRYUU OUT OF THE WAY? WHO ELSE BUT THE DUEL KING~?
- GLOATING And...
- ...did she just bitchslap him?
- fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
- see this is why you don't have an affair with your boss' wife/fiance.
- you really should keep that in mind you know
- Foe Yay?
- adslfjdslkf.
- And Yuusei gets thrown into a coffin too...
- wait how
- wasn't there only one coffin there? And it's currently occupied by Kiryuu?
- consistency can has?
- Anyways, Yuusei, Kiryuu, and Ramon are carted off to the mountain
- Malcolm group's taken over town
- NPC's are just walking away from the celebration, like "bitch, please."
- Seriously, not even a hint of worry/surprise at the essential double cross that pretty much got them complete control? God, NPCs.
- The little boy that calls Kiryuu "niichan" looks heartbroken as they're carted off
- And he's hugged by some other girl.
- Well, there goes that theory that Barbara was the little boy's sister that Kiryuu tells him to get the fuck out of town with before they get hurt.
- And they're in the mountain
- asldfjdslfjs why does that look so funny idek
- either the bad animation or the fact that they're holding them in those things
- and then they take them off and...
- akldfjlsjflsjflsdkfj
- replace them with collars!!!!!!!
- Electroshock bondage collars!!!
- Fun for everyone!!!!
- cue fangirl squeal
- just imagine it's your hands putting that on. :D
- And while Ramon makes a protesting fuss and distracts the guards
- Yuusei steals a bent nail from the things they were carted in with
- And...off to the mines they go
- ...they aren't using what I think they're using, are they
- WHIPS
- asldfjlsadjflasj
- FANGIRL DROOL
- wait why do they only whip Kiryuu
- Yuusei stands there doing nothing but worrying for Kiryuu
- for much longer than Kiryuu's brief stumbling.
- YUUSEI BE NEEDING SOME WHIPPING TOO
- And back to Crash Town, where Malcolm gang is partying in the streets
- what differences can you find in the two pics? XD
- Anyway, Barbara's now gone to being Malcolm's drunk bimbo fiance
- Everyone's so drunk they don't notice the little kids making off with Yuu's D-Wheel
- Well Rotton does. He doesn't seem to care. Hm...
- So they be minin'
- Yuusei wants to talk to Kiryuu, Kiryuu ain't responding
- And then there's a guy who's collapsed
- I think he be dead.
- Anyways, he's dragged off without ceremony and with plenty of disrespect
- Yuusei wants to stop them from treating others this way and he's stopped
- by Kiryuu?
- Hey, there's a response from him!
- Ah, short lived. He goes back to work.
- Yuusei tells him they have a chance to escape
- Kiryuu doubts it
- Yuusei points toward some crack or opening or some such thing
- Kiryuu points to the collar in response
- Yuusei then takes the rusty nail and...
- ...undoes the collar's locking mechanism!
- Now it's just hanging there, to be discarded whenever~
- ...I kinda sorta wish it was working a bit longer. So short...;;
- Kiryuu still doesn't want to escape though-doesn't have the heart for it, poor baby. ;A;
- And Yuusei seems heartbroken by how he still can't get through to him without words or cards.
- ...it's over
- ALREADY
- THIS EPISODE WAS TOO SHORT
- AOJDFLASJF
- PREVIEW:
- Escape from the mountain on Yuu's D-Wheel!
- But before hand, Yuusei actually needs to convince Kiryuu to leave!
- And what better way to convince him than by
- ...wait, giving him a handjob? aljsdfldjf.
- ...oh no wait never mind he was just punching him
- ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY DID SOME PROPER COURSE OF ACTION HERE
- NOW SOMEBODY GO CORRECTION!PUNCH YUUSEI.
- oh and Yuusei's in a duel against Rottom
- ...wait what
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