5D's 69

Jul 29, 2009 12:15



I think that was the most amusing filler episode 5D's has thrown at us yet.

Apparently, while Yuu is off working on the engine, and Crow is off working for money (he has his dorky Blackbird Delivery jacket on, lolololololol YES), Jack is off lounging around, drinking...Blue Eyes White Dragon Tea? Did I hear that right? AHAHAHAHAHAA. And that stuff is expensive, too, 3000 yen. My lord.

Apparently the waitress has a bit of a crush on him, which is amusing enough, and the way she acts when Carly comes up and starts showing him pictures of some shrine is hilarious. Then Crow comes along and starts bitching at him for spending all their hard-earned money (in a dysfucntional family such as this, there always has to be one person who spends the money, doesn't there). And this sparks a fight between Crow and Carly, which is amusing as hell.

So, Jack storms off to prove that, YES, JYAKKU ATORASU IS MANLY ENOUGH TO HOLD A JOB. Only...he gets kicked out of every store he tries, lolololl.





JYAKKU ATORASU'S SPECIAL LUNCH: SYNCHRO BENTO!!!! Ahahahahahaha, god. Dueling + Cooking does not equal instant meal unless it is Blue Eyes White Dragon themed, apparenlty.



JYAKKU ATORASU'S SUPERIOR CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! Or something along those lines. XD XD



And clearly, JYAKKU ATORASU is too manly to iron.



Wait, he did that to show off the power of KIZUNA by displaying his mark proudly? PFFFFFFF <3~



And JYAKKU ATORASU ALWAYS GETS KICKED OUT WITH DIGNITY! Seriously, his back is straight throughout the whole time.

When JYAKKU ATORASU pouts near water, he doesn't throw pebbles. Nope. He throws HEAD-SIZED ROCKS. Clearly, he is the bitchiest manliest of them all.



Carly's trying to lure him with smoked fish or something, and I think that would have worked, since JYAKKU ATORASU'S stomach is giving off a very manly growl. And it probably would have worked if he hadn't spotted Maruko (some random hardworking sidecharacter introduced this episode who delivers thihgs, apparently. I think Crow was complaining about "why don't you work as hard as Maruko?" or something along those lines) wandering off near a shrine.

Carly follows him and everything, only he notices and like, drags her off to be quiet and stuff. And she interprets them all wrong and is shojo-fantasizing about a kiss...ffffffffffffff<3~.

Of course, she doesn't get it, poor dear. Instead, Maruko puts down his deck and is praying or something for...I dunno. But then his little brother comes and Maruko gives off a lecture about Satellite and the World Cup and D-Wheels or something, but it touches Jack somehow as he finally realizes Maruko's hard working spirit (I'm amused that Maruko has Yuu's bangs, yes it takes me that long to realize it fffff). So he steals Maruko's deck from the shrine and goes off to challenge Garome, since this Maruko person is apparently one of this evil moneylender's victims or something.

The wager is, Garome's contracts, Jack's Red Daemon's Dragon, and his Wheel of Fortune. Garome's strategy fits him-he gives you life points and monster tokens, but then he deals more damage using those effects than he gives you. He takes it back, with interest. :D Also, today's peanut gallery consists of Carly, Maruko (she dragged him over), and Yuu and Crow (who were randomly strolling around doing some dating errand or something, lololol)

And then Jack uses this kid's deck and defeats him using two of the girliest monsters around-Smile Kid, and Smile Angel.





Oh god. These writers seriously like to screw with us or something. FFFFFFFH.

And then Jack gives him back the deck and he seems to have learned his lesson, he's going to work harder!!!!!

Only he storms out of that cafe where he was drinking tea earler, apparently having lost yet ANOTHER job. Oh Jack.

PREVIEW: Rua, a hanuted house, and some weird mannequins. The title has Sleeping Beauty. Sounds amusing, but show, when are you getting back to the storyline?

rambles, 5d's

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