I'm afraid mine aren't as dynamic as some of yours...
OK here it goes:
- Gone to China and come back with a daughter as a hell of a souvenir.
- Had to watch and support my SO through Several major surgeries to deal with cancer
- Blown glass as a hobby
- Assisted a world reknowned Glass Artist in making a piece of art
- Bought and presently own a Moto Guzzi Jackal motorcycle
- Built my own fine furniture
- Visited England during a major outbreak of Hoof and Mouth disease (really it wasn't my fault!)
- Asked person to marry me and had her laugh in my face. (she said yes BTW after she stopped)
- Been kicked off the Romper Room program as a Toddler
- Been called "The Antichrist" by occultists no less.