Going craaaaaazy
Pardon me as I ramble about random things, because I am going insane as I copyedit completely rewrite a Fire Preparedness and Suppression Plan for this highway reconstruction project.
It is full of useful information like "A competent person should do this task." On page 15 of 27, we find this jewel: "Fire is an emergency."
I tell you, the prose is exquisite.
e.g. "Fire fighter SHOULD Be never less than two men working together."
"As well as there are hydrants located at nurmerous locations."
Sic sic SIC!
Also, I keep hearing stories about bamboo growing rampant, about people being unable to get rid of it no matter how hard they try. As for me, I've had a couple of bamboo shoots in my office for a good ten days now, and one of them has died. Already. And the two previous keepers of the bamboo? Both were fired.
I don't know if it's an omen, or if the bamboo's sacrificing itself in place me.
Maybe the latter, because today I got a fancy nameplate for my office door. I laughed and laughed, because I've worked here since the first of May, and I leave to go back to school next Friday.
Next random topic: Hell House. After every commerical break in every episode, we get the viewer-discretion-is-advised speech, for violence and disturbing scenes. So yesterday, immediately after that scary warning? We get Dean on a mission with itching powder, and Sam in a towel!
It is full of useful information like "A competent person should do this task." On page 15 of 27, we find this jewel: "Fire is an emergency."
I tell you, the prose is exquisite.
e.g. "Fire fighter SHOULD Be never less than two men working together."
"As well as there are hydrants located at nurmerous locations."
Sic sic SIC!
Also, I keep hearing stories about bamboo growing rampant, about people being unable to get rid of it no matter how hard they try. As for me, I've had a couple of bamboo shoots in my office for a good ten days now, and one of them has died. Already. And the two previous keepers of the bamboo? Both were fired.
I don't know if it's an omen, or if the bamboo's sacrificing itself in place me.
Maybe the latter, because today I got a fancy nameplate for my office door. I laughed and laughed, because I've worked here since the first of May, and I leave to go back to school next Friday.
Next random topic: Hell House. After every commerical break in every episode, we get the viewer-discretion-is-advised speech, for violence and disturbing scenes. So yesterday, immediately after that scary warning? We get Dean on a mission with itching powder, and Sam in a towel!