My Little Brother, the 4 yr old Pimp
The other week when Marissa was staying at my house my little brother Thomas (4yrs old) said some of the most hilarious things ever! When Thomas arrived with my mom from school Marissa and me walked outside to greet them and before Thomas gets out of the car he says, "Hi Marssa. Jimmy, where's Camille?" It was so sudden. Out of nowhere he asks for Camille. My mom, Marissa, and my brother Justin just laugh because of his question due to its randomness. I tell him that Camille's at her home. "Why is she at home? How come she's not here?" My mom continues laughing cuz she says that I'm blushing. I ask Thomas, "Thomas, why are you all of a sudden asking for Camille?" I kinda figure that it's because he's a little confused about Marissa. He never answers my question and continues with his questions. It isn't until my mom tells him that Camille and I broke up that he finds a new question.
He then asks, "what's 'broke up'? Did Camille break her head?"
We all just cracked up. We couldn't stop laughing. Thomas kept coming up with all these weird comments.
"Is she okay? What else did she break? Did she break her fingers? Can she still play piano?"
I was actually surprised about the piano question because I only mentioned to him once that Camille used to play the piano.
I have to explain to him the whole situation in order to shut him up. Then he asks all dramatically and leans on my shoulder "did you guys break hearts?"
I knew what he meant. But for a 4 yr old to say this was really funny to me. My family and Marissa are laughing in the backgrouond and Thomas turns around, gives them a mean look and screams "Be Quiet! This is a serious matter." Then he turns back to me and says "It's okay Jimmy, I still love you." I tell him I love you too and the conversation ends.
Then, later that day when Marissa and me are channel surfing we come across a couple kissing on TV. Thomas looks at us and asks Marissa, "Marssa, is my brother a good kisser?"
I couldn't believe that little brat!
Marissa laughs and tells him, "No, Jimmy's horrible! I wish someone could teach him."
Thomas looks at her and says, "Marrsa, I think you're really pretty. I can show you what a sexy kiss is like. Like the one on tv. Wanna see?" My mom looks at Thomas and playfully yells at him, "Thomas! What are you talking about? How do you know what a sexy kiss is?"
Now, Thomas says he wants to be an actor. He's always imitating people on tv. He answers my mom, "Mom, I'm an actor, I can act out sexy kisses."
Marissa tells him, "okay Thomas, let me see your sexy kiss."
"Okay, I'll show you Marssa but I have to do it to you."
I butt in and say, "Thomas, you can't kiss Marissa. You're only 4 yrs old. And Thomas, here name is Marissa, not Marssa. If you can't say Marissa, say Missy."
Thomas gets upset with me and tells me to be quiet and says for Marissa to decide. Marissa looks at my mom and brother and they all start laughing again.
Marissa says for him to show her what a sexy kiss is like.
I couldn't believe my brat brother. He was completely pimping Marissa.
He gives her a big kiss that lasts for about 7 seconds. He makes weird faces, like his eyes are rolling to the back of his head. Marissa pretends to be all flustered and pretends to faint. Thomas walks away all proud and says, "See mom. I got skills."
Whatta freaking brat!
He then asks, "what's 'broke up'? Did Camille break her head?"
We all just cracked up. We couldn't stop laughing. Thomas kept coming up with all these weird comments.
"Is she okay? What else did she break? Did she break her fingers? Can she still play piano?"
I was actually surprised about the piano question because I only mentioned to him once that Camille used to play the piano.
I have to explain to him the whole situation in order to shut him up. Then he asks all dramatically and leans on my shoulder "did you guys break hearts?"
I knew what he meant. But for a 4 yr old to say this was really funny to me. My family and Marissa are laughing in the backgrouond and Thomas turns around, gives them a mean look and screams "Be Quiet! This is a serious matter." Then he turns back to me and says "It's okay Jimmy, I still love you." I tell him I love you too and the conversation ends.
Then, later that day when Marissa and me are channel surfing we come across a couple kissing on TV. Thomas looks at us and asks Marissa, "Marssa, is my brother a good kisser?"
I couldn't believe that little brat!
Marissa laughs and tells him, "No, Jimmy's horrible! I wish someone could teach him."
Thomas looks at her and says, "Marrsa, I think you're really pretty. I can show you what a sexy kiss is like. Like the one on tv. Wanna see?" My mom looks at Thomas and playfully yells at him, "Thomas! What are you talking about? How do you know what a sexy kiss is?"
Now, Thomas says he wants to be an actor. He's always imitating people on tv. He answers my mom, "Mom, I'm an actor, I can act out sexy kisses."
Marissa tells him, "okay Thomas, let me see your sexy kiss."
"Okay, I'll show you Marssa but I have to do it to you."
I butt in and say, "Thomas, you can't kiss Marissa. You're only 4 yrs old. And Thomas, here name is Marissa, not Marssa. If you can't say Marissa, say Missy."
Thomas gets upset with me and tells me to be quiet and says for Marissa to decide. Marissa looks at my mom and brother and they all start laughing again.
Marissa says for him to show her what a sexy kiss is like.
I couldn't believe my brat brother. He was completely pimping Marissa.
He gives her a big kiss that lasts for about 7 seconds. He makes weird faces, like his eyes are rolling to the back of his head. Marissa pretends to be all flustered and pretends to faint. Thomas walks away all proud and says, "See mom. I got skills."
Whatta freaking brat!