No really
I told my parents the other night that the only grandchildren they were getting from me were illegitamite bastards. They thought I was kidding. Here's what went down:
*Enter anti-drug ad where foolish teenage toked up girl steels bills from her grandmother's purse*
Mom: Man, I hope my grandchildren never do that to me when I'm older.
Jake: Well, I'm not having kids, so you won't have to worry about it from me.
Me: Yeah, and the only children I'm having are illegitimate bastards. But they won't steal from you.
*Enter nervous laughter*
Dad: Kristen, why would you say that?
Me: Because it's true!
I could tell they didn't want to laugh at that, but did anyway.
Maybe the will steal after all.
*Enter anti-drug ad where foolish teenage toked up girl steels bills from her grandmother's purse*
Mom: Man, I hope my grandchildren never do that to me when I'm older.
Jake: Well, I'm not having kids, so you won't have to worry about it from me.
Me: Yeah, and the only children I'm having are illegitimate bastards. But they won't steal from you.
*Enter nervous laughter*
Dad: Kristen, why would you say that?
Me: Because it's true!
I could tell they didn't want to laugh at that, but did anyway.
Maybe the will steal after all.