Feb 26, 2008 00:05
List of things to do before I die:
1: Go back to Egypt, cruise down the Nile and see the Valley of the Kings.
2: Tour another ice cave in Austria.
3: Go on a posh cruise around the world.
4: Punch Gordon Brown.
5: Handle a python.
6: Do the Solstice at Stone Henge.
7: Go to California. For the hell of it.
8: Drink Absynth in Venice/Prague.
9: Go back to Amsterdam with a bunch of good mates and get haaaaaagh.
10: Learn a skill/develop a talent.
11: Bungee jump/Skydive again.
12: Be romanced off my feet then have mind-blowing sex.
13: Bath in hot springs in Iceland.
14: Write a book.
15: Write an epic song.
16: Lose weight and finally have the skinny figure to go with my tits.
17: Have children.
18: Perform on stage to an eager crowd.
19: Learn to use a sword.
20: Punch a fat, stupid american.