GUM WRAPPERS IS HIRING!

[northern_isis]

I've been bartending private parties for alittle bit now, but I think I want to apply at Gum Wrappers for I see they are looking for bartenders. I noticed the ad in NewTimes, but there wasn't an address or business name. So, I looked the number up online on WhitePages.com and saw that it was Gum Wrappers. I thought this was perfect because I was heard from Justin that it's a cool bikini bar that plays Metal. Now they are holding local Metal shows there, because Spyder's band was playing there not too long ago, before they broke up. And from their experience, they loved it too, esp. when the chics in bikinis were on stage dancing to their music too. I'VE GOTTA GET A JOB AT GUM WRAPPERS! It would be so much fun. My friends can come and chill with the bartender they know, watch bands...and the girls strutting in their bikinis, and have loads of fun right off the beach. I've been seeing that ad for a while now in the papers, and never thought it was Gum Wrappers. Just my luck! Well, luck if I actually get the job. Maybe I'll try to go this Friday around 2p.

My current schedule is alittle too flexible for me to be making the money that I want, but I'm still making it good. But when I get some extra dough, I can buy me this...

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Hey, what do you say to that!? How about...

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